I’m such a good team player, I make all the other team players look like garbage
London, UK
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Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.
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Retweet for a chance to win a couple of guest list passes for our show with The Libertines on Brighton beach
Winner picked at random at 8am on Tuesday morning.
Maybe see you there 👊
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Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick
The Search Of Shame
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A french TV show invited guests onto a panel, all of whom had an unusual laugh type.
“If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game #RyanGiggs, break out the L-word.”
“Legs?”
“The other L-word.”
“…Legs?”
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Kick-off is being delayed as the referee is briefed by the Head of Security. A number of grenades that were thrown onto the pitch have made holes in the pitch. #Newells #ClásicoRosarino #CopaBinance
