David Davidson

I never liked the game Operation because of the surprise buzzing so I took the batteries out and turned it into a relaxing game of Autopsy.

Starting a service that comes by your home weekly and sprays mud on your never-left-the-pavement SUV.

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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

Oh, this whole time, was it really about having a bawlroom?

Best $5,000 I’ve ever not spent.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

I stopped writing in cursive before that was cool.

Today’s Far Side is one of my all time favorites.

Let’s rename The Epstein Files “The Files of America” so we can start talking about them again.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

Economists don’t know how to count the 17% of the U.S. labor market that is currently tied up in doing trick shots.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

Having second thoughts about this box of tissues that I selected for the bathroom.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.