30. it’s only my 3rd day out here, idk.

Dallas, TX
Joined September 2011
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Building a display case for A’ja championship rings
what did Bam work on this summer?
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Moving to Houston soon. I’m gonna miss living downtown. Haven’t found anything good in downtown Houston yet
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Crab legs
What's the one dish that has to be at Thanksgiving or it's not Thanksgiving?
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My mama said I was handsome
What's your honest response to "you're ugly"?
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Both for different reasons
Spotify or apple music?
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Try my best to make it to Denton 😂
you get a 15 minute warning on your cellphone that nukes are going to drop. what are you going to do?
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You know what would be cool for about a year? A remote job, and travel around the country in a RV
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Bitch I went and got the baby! From the car seat! 😭😭😭
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Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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They’re soooo insecure!
A solo trip is for me to gtf away from everybody, the last thing I’m thinking about is sleeping with someone else lol what
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Need one of those PG’s from San Antonio
“I’m done with the Heat. I didn’t know they were gonna be playing Milwaukee basketball still. I didn’t know they’d take the Milwaukee bucks and put them in Miami. He’s (Giannis) still doing the same sh*t. I’m good.” — Jeff Teague reaction to Miami vs Timberwolves
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We back baaabbbyyyy!!!
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Luka by the time he was Warriors rookie Yaxel Lendeborg’s age: - 5 time NBA All Star - 5 time 1st team all NBA - WCF champion and mvp - 12,000 NBA Points - Euroleague mvp and champion We don’t need your respect Lendebitch
Yaxel Lendeborg on Luka Doncic: "I had a lot of respect for him ... but being in there first hand, watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect for him." (🎥 via @anthonyVslater)
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Mike Vick. The only NFL jersey I’ve ever had lmao
Who was the first NFL player you ever owned a jersey of?
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had no idea Hali had shooters like this fr
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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“Preciate you coming on the show, Yaxel Lendeborg—when you got to the league, who was the first person to bust yo ahh?”
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Bro got a lot to learn 😂
Yaxel Lenderborg on his NBA debut and guarding Luka: "I got to see what the NBA is like, man. Lot of flopping, lot of foul baiting, lot of praying to the ref. Interesting first game for me... Being in there firsthand, just watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect. That was awful" Transcript of this soundbite: "Yeah, it was interesting. I got to see what the NBA is like, man. Lot of flopping, lot of foul baiting, lot of praying to the ref. Interesting first game for me, for sure. I had a lot of respect for him (Luka). You know, just watching. I didn't really watch the NBA much, I just watched highlights. Seeing him, you know, kill people all the time. But then being in there firsthand, just watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect, man. Like that was awful. Like me getting frustrated, it's not about the foul being called, it's about him complaining the entire game. And then you get the foul call, congratulations bro. And then you talk to me like you did something great, bro? Come on, dog. That's just weak. It kinda threw me off for a little while, cause you know, like I said, I had so much respect for him. Gone man, gone. I was telling him he sucks, he can't score on me. You talking and you can't score on me. I said it the whole game. I said a couple cuss words obviously, you know, that's why I got the technical and all that. But I was letting him know, because he was laughing and talking all this because of that one foul call. His only bucket on me was a banker from half court. Like I know that it's a team sport. You know, he had 28pts on us as a team. Me, I took my matchup personally. Tried not to get caught on the fouls. Tried my best. I was thinking about playing him with my hands behind my back to see if that worked, probably would've still got a foul call." Transcript via: reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1x…
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Not saying this yet. I want to see how we look against playoff contenders
Lakers might be the first time where a team got better AFTER LeBron left
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Or just find you a good weed man that has a whole inventory of different strains
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