Seventy years of communist infiltration. Let’s inspect the glorious harvest. The Soviet Union dissolved in 1991. American public schools are cancelling millions of pupil-days because the plumbing, heating and buildings are falling apart. The GAO says 47% of districts had chronic facilities problems in 2024–25. Hollywood is controlled by enormous profit-seeking corporations currently engaged in $110 billion mergers and hunting for billions in cost savings. Karl Marx would presumably be thrilled. The supposedly communist press includes the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post and the billionaire Patrick Soon-Shiong’s Los Angeles Times, while CNN and CBS are being consolidated under another giant corporate media structure. And the Democratic Party operates inside a campaign-finance system swimming in wealthy donors, PACs, Super PACs, corporate money and billions of dollars of outside spending. So apparently the communists spent seventy years secretly infiltrating America in order to construct the most aggressively capitalist institutions imaginable. Incredible operation. Deep cover. Any century now, comrades.