@rocketsciencewe

Random thoughts that should probably be tweeted via my personal account but I am too lazy to switch. Named one of BRIDES and Martha Stewart's Top Planners.

 Minneapolis, MN
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Joined March 2010
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Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviously3 Dec 2021
I hope everyone with a uterus and the people who claim to love them are ready to shut the whole world down over this Supreme Court nonsense. Expand the court. Shut down transit. Our bodies aren’t up for their debate.
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Gretchen Culver retweeted
Ted Lasso
@TedLasso4 Dec 2021
I haven’t seen a team make a pitch this perfect since The Bellas.
Zach Lowy@ZachLowy3 Dec 2021
Zenit players carrying dogs from local shelters that need homes before today’s game against FC Rostov…really nice gesture with a great cause.
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My stress every night in December, where to put the damn Elf – at Golden Valley, MN
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You Vs. The guy she tells you not to worry about
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Couldn’t be more true. – at Golden Valley, MN
Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope5 Nov 2021
It’s officially the time of year where you can use the front porch as extra fridge space
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s? Buy now: midwestvseverybody.com/pages…
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It’s that time of year again. Elf on the Shelf season. 😩 – at Golden Valley, MN
Fireplace going! Today’s going to be a good day! #HappyThanksgiving – at Golden Valley, MN
Today I’m grateful for double ovens. – at Golden Valley, MN
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Jason Gallagher
@jga41agher18 Oct 2021
New Trailer: The Batman but it’s Ted Lasso
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My new favorite shirt and life mantra: What Would Ted Lasso Do #wwtld #tedlasso – at Golden Valley, MN
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Good luck today @AaronRodgers12 – at Golden Valley, MN
Dear @AaronRodgers12 happy to help you and your beautiful fiancé with wedding planning. – at Golden Valley, MN
The only reading that should be done poolside in Vegas is the drink menu. – at Golden Valley, MN
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“Having purpose helps us be resilient.” - @Nylons at @ileamsp first Day of Education – at Chaska, MN
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Pro tip, don’t go to Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo – at Golden Valley, MN
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I just ate some steak in the bathtub and all is right in the world. – at Golden Valley, MN
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Dorito dust on my keyboard is a real problem. – at Golden Valley, MN
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I got the J&J vaccine so now I’m just drinking a lot of wine to keep my blood thin. – at Golden Valley, MN
We are ready to rock outdoor summer weddings. Who wants to get married?!
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