Wait. Shots of olive oil are not bad at all.

Just discovered that the greatest joy in life is a hardware vocoder.

Caterpillars becoming butterflies is really so crazy.

Starbucks should rebrand their drivethru’s to Carbucks.

Breakfast burritos are overrated. In fact, all breakfast food is overrated. It's all about lunch.

Florida is like one big west elm.

Hear me out: corn and chocolate.

Somebody needs to make really really delicious protein cookies: “Boy Scout cookies”

Couldn’t understand a word. The Celine Dion performance was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.

It's giving moon landing..

Business idea: cleaning lady that also can vocal engineer pro tools sessions. And nanny.

The highlight of my weekend was finding out there’s a season 2 of milf manor.

I love Costco, but Kirkland water is straight ass.

Why isn't mac n cheesy eggs more of a thing?

Ok ai music is here now and it’s better than me the jig is up

There should be an iPod nano but for @Spotify. Small screen, only Spotify, pairs with AirPods, syncs playlists over Bluetooth. A “Spot”.

I know I’m just hangry but people need to stop “shooting content”

The week of rain doesn’t seem as bad when you get hit with that 30 second “is this the end?” earthquake

Waka Flocka's "Flockaveli" is underrated both as an album and as an album name.

Triscuits don’t get stale, they just get more triscuity.