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Christian

@robotsaregrey
 Los Angeles
Joined November 2007
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[talking heads voice] and you may ask yourself: what the fuck?
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Neytiri
@Neytiri2 May 2011
I hear of big news on your world
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We used to be a proper country
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Sana Saeed
@SanaSaeed3 Mar 2025
newsrooms across the country realizing they have to report on No Other Land winning the Oscar after denying US/Israeli war crimes against Palestinians
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@politico3 Mar 2025
Controversial Middle East documentary wins Academy Award ow.ly/V7Fa106193V
‘No Other Land,' an Israeli-Palestinian collaboration, wins Oscar for best documentary

‘No Other Land,' an Israeli-Palestinian collaboration, wins Oscar for best documentary

politico.com
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The resistance has found its rallying cry.
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I’ll go in the criterion closet and pick robocop and predator idgaf
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All my plans for the rest of the year look like this
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i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
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This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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:3than@itsflanagain15 Oct 2024
Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work
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@Whotfismick18 Sep 2024
Work: Gives PTO Me: Uses PTO Work:
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Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds Me: I was refilling my vape Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that
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Kamala Harris talking about fracking in PA
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@dril24 Aug 2024
I skip all sex in movies. And i wear gloves when peeing so i dont touch my dick. Also I never cum. And when i do cum not that much comes out
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when kamala said we’re going to have the most “lethal” military
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I am overjoyed. I have been a longtime supporter of Tim Walz ever since I learned about him like last week
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listen I love fencing but they should have a little graphic on the screen to show where they’d be bleeding from
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dee@everpascal13 Jul 2024
me getting thrown out of the gladiator 2 screening because i started barking every time pedro pascal showed up
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