harper, 29, nsfw account for @floralpunkcfb πŸ”žπŸ”ž he/him πŸ“ the Patron Saint of Robot Pussy 🌟 pfp by @CHARMZILLUST 🫑 known boning enthusiast

morning after @ ambus mansion
Joined April 2020
sometimes auing the au leads to gold tho so πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
Replying to @floralpunkcfb
akdjajd eivor stitching up a graze on a very grumpy erke like "you didn't have to kill them for me :(" and erke wincing around a bottle of liquor that's doing fuck all to stop this from being uncomfy "i didn't do it for YOU the bastard shot at me first, it's self defense asshole"
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had an incredibly specific eivor pinup image in my head for days and pls know it's Ruining My Life
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been ruminating on this incredibly long notes app entry with all my cowboy au thoughts and trying to consider whether i'm gonna actually WRITE it and haven't been able to do anything since adding this bit a couple days ago
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the onset of this au was "stowe grappling with his place in the world and relationship with god" and it's gonna end up in "eivor you clothes shedding menace" despite all my tender intentions isn't it
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post trauma grief stricken drunken head shaving team bonding with HEAVY sexual tension scene i am SCREAMING
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DIVORCE REBOUND DIVORCE REBOUND DIVORCE REBOUND DIVORCE REBOUND DIVORCE REBOUND DIVORCE REBOUND
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first of all: HOT. second of all: now THAT is a sexy persuasion au if i have ever seen one!!!! cyclonus as anne elliot my BELOVED
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i cannot properly explain it but this is the most platonic fucking to ever exist (complimentary, delighted)
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Wake up babe new sparkly facial dropped βœ¨πŸ’¦
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Also bonus no lingerie version because I need everyone to appreciate his beautiful body. Thank u
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Cobb β€œlive fast eat ass; if I die I die” Vanth. An icon I love bullshitting lighting to feel cool :))
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Fuck it, DinCobb creampie πŸ’¦ How to not be cranky: draw hole. confirmed new therapy method.
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teasing.jpg !!! #valveplug
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morning rt 😘
COME AND GET YOUR QUEER PIRATES β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈπŸ›
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COME AND GET YOUR QUEER PIRATES β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈπŸ›
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is this a little bit an ode to trans masc tops for @decepti_thots ?? perhaps. a bit. it was certainly on the mind while writing πŸ˜‡
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okay i gave it 24 hours and actually it's great 😈
Replying to @robopunkcfb
i am closing the doc and not looking again for at least twelve hours i swear to god
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