How men who don’t add beans to chili enter the room @RichOToole

I was in a bar earlier with only two other couples there. There were also to single women. Each couple left for a threesome with one of the single women. I REALLY need to make more money.

When are we gonna get the racist, homophobic Jon Griden impression from Frank Caliendo?

The Cowboys are the Confederate States of America's Team.

The conservative media types at FOX News, NEWSMAX, AM Radio etc. exist to promote a single idea. That the lives of wealthy people are not yet easy enough and they need your help in making it so.

I wish instead of declaring a college, Arch Manning would hold a press conference and just announce in a bold voice, "What I REALLY wanna do is DANCE!"

I'm an anime character

I don't care for it when married people call going out together "date night". No it isn't. Y'all are married. The deal is done. Say you are going on "Married Night" Stop appropriating single life.

Yes I get it. Its good. Stop asking me if I've seen Tes Lasso.

Stay classy Cleveland

I drove an hour in traffic today to record 3 lines of dialogue for an anime project. The career is booming!

Jim Breuer is a goddamn idiot

Sometimes the best music is found in an HEB They should just make a a radio station that plays their mix all day.

Republicans are just fucking useless

RIP Norm Macdonald. One of the literal best ever. Fuck.

It is so brave of all these right wing scumbags to defend the ultra rich against AOC wearing a ball gown with "Tax the Rich" emblazoned upon it to a gala. So brave.

The holy war between Liz Cheney and the MAGA crowd gives me no shortage of joy. Her father was the one of the scumbag fucks that lead to the ignorant monster that is MAGA. Now the beast is let loose on the child of its maker. Joyous.