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Dad, husband, software developer (@madwire), and musician, in whatever order makes the most sense right this second.

Austin, TX
Joined March 2007
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Replying to @RepEscobar
@RepEscobar I can't email you from your website because I don't reside in your district, but I believe that you effectively represent all of Texans (and all Americans!) in your position on the House Ethics Committee, no?
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If you agree, I hope you'll just confirm my expectation that you are among the faction of that committee demanding that the House misconduct report on Matt Gaetz be released to the public.
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His conduct, if he is to be considered for AG, is all Americans' business, and I believe it's your duty to go so far as to leak the report if you have to. Thanks for your consideration.
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Big day for new stuff: just released a 3-tune instrumental EP, Pursuit featuring some of my favorite collaborators: roblifford.bandcamp.com/albu… AND I've started a podcast to chat with some of my favorite musicians: first up, @GrantGordy! roblifford.com/podcast/e01-g…
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He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake He knows if you’ve been bad or good Beware the surveillance state
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Has anyone with the "The Queue Has Been Temporarily Paused" message actually seen it go away at some point? #Ticketmaster
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"The Queue Has Been Temporarily Paused": 30 minutes and counting. 💩🎭
With all this talk of Twitter imploding, you think maaaaaybe we could consider bringing back RSS so people can publish stuff and read other people's stuff wherever they want?
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Yes, I know it still powers podcasts but it kinda needs to come back and replace all social media.
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It's not too late, people. It's how social media should have been all along.
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this is a) astonishing and b) another good reason to be vehemently anti-lawn
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"I was just supposed to investigate cursed fortune cookies. ...Then I found that body. Things took a hard left after that." -Pride 🥠 A cursed Chinese restaurant 👻 Nosy ghosts 💰 Corruption SIN & BEAR IT, a fun paranormal mystery, on pre-order now! readerlinks.com/l/1921597
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Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings. We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.
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This was a top-notch episode of one of my favorites... but, @HiddenBrain, I couldn't believe you didn't include the fate of the engagement and wedding rings. Did Jane give them back at the train station?
“I felt like I had lost touch with who I was, that I was somebody else.” What happens when your version of reality clashes with someone else’s? bit.ly/2Rahu1j
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This thread is one hell of a great public service announcement. Help it get to the people who need to see it.
CW: needles Attention fellow needle-phobes! (and those who love them): a thread, which I hope is useful ... 🧵
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I’m in Austin delivering water. Who needs it?
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Yep
1. For people mad at Dems. Can we try to understand how politics (not justice) works? Here are some things: the Dems simply wanted the phone call information to be added to the record. They threatened to call witnesses as a negotiation tactic - thus getting the Republicans to
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It took me into my 30s, maybe even 40s, to accept this, but it's 100% true
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Weird Al Yankovic just won 2020. – at Brooklyn, NY
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I started an account for curbside mishaps called, you guessed it, @curbsidemishaps Share your stories about shit you didn't order. For fun, not to shame. One time I received 4 NY strips that I didn't order. Sometimes it just works out.
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I made a commercial for my class
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