This is Project S.C.O.O.T. Here you can witness what happens when you give a hunk the mind of a hound. I also post my homo-neurotic art from the past 30+ years.
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So here’s my idea for the opening credits of the Scoot and Master Show. I wonder what network I should pitch it to? ESPN, Animal Planet, BET? I hope someone picks it up ― after all, Scoot works for doggy treats and for me it’s a labor of puppy love.
Although it's gross picking the bugs out of my teeth after riding in their bitch seats, I will always be a sucker for a bad-boy biker.
Yes, yes, I know it’s way too early to be posting Valentine’s Day imagery— but until then, he's doing double-duty as a Christmas angel ornament on my tree.
Oh yeah, and he's for sale too.
robclarke.art/holidaze
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When Aunt Karen said she wanted a subscription to a movie magazine as a birthday present, I suspect that she was thinking of something more along the lines of Entertainment Weekly.
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Oh, and btw, this critical theory cutie is for sale: robclarke.art/inked
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Odysseus’s son Telemachus commissioned this drawing for his dad’s 45th birthday. He seemed happy with the result and paid me, but he was only interested in the digital version. So here I am, years later, stuck with a drawing illustrating someone else’s porcine daddy issues.
It would be lovely for Odysseus and his pals to find a home.
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I hear that my nephew Jake is really happy working at the Apple Store, which kind of surprises me because I never thought of him as being particularly tech-savvy. I mean, he was completely flummoxed when I asked him why my Palm Treo stopped working.
“All men like the smell of their own farts.” I think it was Wittgenstein or Sartre who said that. Sadly, my team of art restorers was unable to remove the yellowish stains on this 30-year-old drawing. It turns out that scratch-and-sniff adhesive is not archival.
Oh yeah, this rootin’ tootin’ cowboy is for sale too.
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I’m told that my nephew Kaa is popular with the ladies because he’s blessed with a prehensile trouser snake. I know that my brother-in-law, Severus, is proud of his gifted progeny— much like Justin Bieber’s papa.
Wouldn't this hung himbo look handsome hanging in your home?
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This is my salute to the fearless exhibitionists who post humiliating images of themselves on the internet for the whole world to see. If more of us were free of our delusions of masculinity and willing to publicly expose our true selves, this world would be a better place.
Oh, and Soldier Boy is for sale too. robclarke.art/inked
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I’m happy that the Spirit Halloween Animal Control Officer costume was a big hit this year. It never seemed quite right when stray pups would come knocking at my door. I believe every dog needs a Master even if he’s dressed in a cheap knock-off costume.
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Scoot doesn’t understand why he has to participate in No-Nut November. He knows that without his weekly milking, he’s going to get a painful case of doggy blue balls. He needn’t worry; come December, he’ll be spunking buckets for me to use in my holiday potions and lotions.
Scoot wants the whole world to know that it’s Halloween - the one night of the year that I let him stay up past his bedtime.
