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I'm only tweeting this so when I die you guys know to play Brendan's Death Song at my funeral
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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If you have 15 minutes to spare. Deliver it to this. It might be the most clarity I’ve ever had on data, use and how things work for said. I watched it in its entirety and I’m still wondering how. Only answer is humans are brilliant and destructive.
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good fucking lord
Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.
Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer
worst part of a depressive episode is watching your plants dying and doing nothing about it. its almost like a physical manifestion of your mental state and soul lol
when im absolutely sloshed theres only two directions the convo is heading: major trauma dump im gonna regret in the morning, or this right here babyyyy
forgot to tweet abt this but as a CODA i must!!!! episode 5 of dark matter this season had me in non stop tears. what a little slice of serenity in a show that is non stop despair. really gave me the same feelings that the san bernadino episode of black mirror did.
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Munetaka Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."
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we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff
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took an everything shower + 20mg vyvanse 15mg edible 12% alc + ordering chinese food. never kill yourself































