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Joined February 2009
Officially the best footballer in the world. Richly, richly deserved.
"Incredible feeling" 🤩 Harry Kane speaks EXCLUSIVELY to Sky Sports after his Ballon d'Or win!
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Unbelievable achievement for Harry Kane - and so well deserved. He succeeded where Stevie and Rooney didn’t - our only other genuinely world class footballers in the last two decades.
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The arrogant celebrations are beyond reproach here. 114 charges. Guilty. ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN. It’s all just entirely null and void.
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It is a joke that our national sport is in this level of limbo. Get them in League 2, hand the titles over and fuck off.
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Holy fuck.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Remember when this clart put 4 past us? Crikey.
Hleb y Arshavin. Hleb con una camiseta que pone CCCP. Ya pueden continuar con sus vidas
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Guys - for Live ‘27. (It’s Good) To Be Free.
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Saw the Oasis doc last night. What *are* those songs? I’m not talking DLBIA or Wonderwall. I’m talking Supersonic. Bring It On Down. Slide Away. Big, punky, beautiful, aggressive tunes sung by young and old, male and female, like they’ll save their souls. Unbelievable.
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I’ve had a Tesla for nearly a week having driven Audi and BMW exclusively for a long, long time. I don’t think I’ll ever buy a car that isn’t a Tesla again. It is wild how right they’ve managed to get it - from the drive to the software and all in between.
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LG. King.
GUYS they just uploaded the first clip from the doc???
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I don’t know that - and I know nothing about them - Turkish Airlines will be remembered like Candy or Calsberg. It feels to be a further erosion of identity.
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Well, I do love a reason to celebrate late in the game, but could anyone else see the game plan there? I’m not sure what our patterns were (meant to be?). Still, though Koumas looked fantastic, Munoz looked tricky and 2-2 ain’t a disaster on opening day.
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Kevin bloody Keegan. Lovely stuff, this.
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That new @president_band song. Fuck - and I mean it - ing hell. The ‘religion is a load of confusing, damaging nonsense’ undertone of these songs is really doing it for me.
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Scenes (SCENES) if Hendo shows up at @LFC
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Hendo to that lot? Oh no.
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My entire timeline is Keegan. Enough said, eh? What a fella.
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What a fucking bloke.
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RIP Kevin bloody Keegan. What a monumental loss to the sport. Heartbreaking. Hated United as much as we all do, wondrous footballer and forever a brilliant personality around the game. So, so sad.
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