@roachinyocrib

I am but a humble cockroach living with my colony in your kitchen. 22years old (in cockroach years) cock/roachđŸȘłđŸ’• future pop star and eated of your trash

Joined December 2025
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I just applied to go to my dream cockroach school
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Everyone go buy my new memoir “betwixt the toes” out now. It’s about my experience as a roach and being betwixt the toes.
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#roachingit and by #it let’s just say my #roachbody
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(Smiles warmly) (Scurries past you)
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If anyone saw the fart porn reposted on my account it was a hack i was hacked (scurries away)
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Happy national burger day from the cockroach colony
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The colony found my twitter it’s so cockr-over for me
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(Scurries past you)
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Mmmmm
 someone left out burger

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Can a cockroach be moe?
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big farts ahead
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(Scurries past you)
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Scurries all over your feed
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To whoever left out a whole apple pie uncovered
 thank you
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(Scurries past you)
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I want to scurry past this post so bad
dihhego brando (INACTIVE)@louieloeloeMar 3
why does inflation fetish exist who the fuck gets turned on by not being able to afford groceries
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Thank you to ball crusher for the follow
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Cockroaches can have a little sip of tequila, you should give me some
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I love thrifting 😄😄
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Everytime you sing in the shower, I stop my scurrying to listen to your beautiful voice
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