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Ryan Evanoff

@rnoffer
 Pullman, WA
Joined January 2018
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@teachergoalsAug 22
Accurate. 💯
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I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter. I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.
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This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules
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Acting is tough... However, teaching is like putting on 6 improv shows a day, where the audience talks and constantly interrupts you to use the bathroom and asks unrelated questions, and the audience has to pass a test at the end to ensure that they were paying attention.
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Nate Pyle@NatePyle7914 Sep 2024
The thing about Christ’s call to love your neighbor is that you don’t get to choose who your neighbor is. It seems like a lot of resistance to immigration is about wanting to choose our neighbors.
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I got a lot of flack for this from other Christians, many of whom responded with some variation of “We do welcome immigrants! We just want them to come here legally.” Based on how legal Haitian immigrants are being maligned and dehumanized, starting to feel like that was BS.
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“I was a stranger, and you did not welcome Me.”
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Migrants are not eating pets. Doctors are not murdering newborn babies. Schools are not doing transition surgery on kids. Nobody is taking away your gas stove. You will not be forced to drive an EV. This moral panic nonsense is Trump's campaign platform, and it's all fake.
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From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia. What the hell are we doing?
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First year teacher vs. 25 year veteran
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Every school shooting deserves this kind of unified anger and condemnation. Every mass shooting deserves this kind of unified outrage. Our kids in our schools deserve this kind of solidarity. The perpetual gun violence in our country deserves unified opposition and action.
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If your version of Christianity wants to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.
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Howie Hua@howie_hua29 Feb 2024
My lesson plan: How it went:
Left: AI generated Willy Wonka room. Huge lollipops. Looks great. Right: A big room with a concrete floor. A candy cane prop. A lollipop. Looks uninspired.

ALT Left: AI generated Willy Wonka room. Huge lollipops. Looks great. Right: A big room with a concrete floor. A candy cane prop. A lollipop. Looks uninspired.

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Sounds about right. 😅🤣 🌐 teachergoals.com
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#Teachers with few #behavior issues have the following in common: 1. Rarely gets offended. 2. Starts every day with a clean slate 3. Talks w kids before/after class 4. Considers de-esclation a win 5. Doesn’t need the last word Add yours 👇 #ThatOneKid #edchat
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UW turned down a great chance at yearly appearances in the 12-team playoff because a traveling salesman coach with a degree in PE convinced his university president that people won’t watch streaming television. Fin.
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Hmmm, yeah, pretty much.
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“Always use real candles at Christmas Eve services, not flashlights.” - Jesus (The Message, probably.)
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Replying to @jaketapper
“White Christmas” is universally acknowledged as a benchmark Christmas movie, so empirical evidence proves “Die Hard” is even *more* Christmas-y
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In Home Alone in 1990, Kevin spent $19.83 on groceries. Per the DailyMail, the cost of those same groceries would now be $68.99.
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It’s an unwed woman who carries God. It’s pagans from the East who recognize God. It’s the workers in the field who hear from God. It’s the marginalized neighborhood who welcomes God. It’s the Jewish baby, born in Palestine, who welcomes all. Christmas is here Let hope in
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