Rachel Anne (@rmurds) profile picture

“Because in this house, we don’t waste wine” - Taylor Swift

Toronto
Joined June 2011
Something that I don’t see people talking about it enough is that Jan got to dance with another ladder in The Fate of Ophelia music video. That man has more chemistry with random ladders than I’ve had with most of my partners. #thelifeofashowgirl @taylorswift13
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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
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As a millennial, one of the biggest plot twist of my life is how much I like Spencer Pratt (now). Love his humor. Love his character.
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Some of our greatest actors today are making Apple TV shows that nobody is watching 😭
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HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.
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Europeans: “I am holidaying. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day” Americans:
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Beyond excited my girl Emily in Paris is back. I’ve watched every episode and have not a single memory of last season, the names or any characters or anything else aside from the fact she has a job in Paris. It’s perfect TV. May it run for 1000 seasons.
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Gotta say, as a Canadian, watching this season of America has been absolutely riveting. Kudos to the writers.
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No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen
Cooking togheter is a form of intimacy >>>
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In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.
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Chiefs win from the 13 yard line is the most insane tayvoodoo. She really is the universe’s favorite
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nickelodeon is so real for that
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People who can travel for a week with only a carry-on should be studied in a lab
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crazy how taylor has gone to more movie premieres than joe alwyn this year
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Still wondering how this species survive in the wild.. 😅
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This Barbie’s job is the music industry 💖
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Is It Over Now and Hits Different are for the over dramatic girls that would rather die than move on and yes, I am girls
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Avion rewards is my boyfriend, Avion rewards is a god, Avion rewards is the breeze in my hair in the weekend, Avion rewards is a relaxing thought
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Greta Gerwig is so close to the state sanctioned maximum amount of praise the public can legally give a woman and I'd like to remind everyone you also have the option of just being chill and continuing to celebrate a woman as much as men are celebrated
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