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I look at different worlds through the same analytical lens.

Joined September 2018
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"Revival is better than technology" Your papa. Idiot
A Nigerian pastor strapped by ear to a a earset microphone that's booming sound to his congregation & cross borders across the world - is saying that revival is better than technology. I can go on & on but I want this tweet to brief. Nigerian pastors need psych evaluation.
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Nothing weh dem sabi aside collecting 200 naira for road.
Police Officers in Ekiti act out a Rescue Operation protocol During the Presentation of 100 Vehicles to security agencies by Governor Oyebanji. If this is genuinely how they plan to rescue people in real life, it’s better to put your life in God’s hands.
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Nigerian police are now wearing face masks to avoid being caught on camera while carrying out their illegal acts. Thieves in uniform under the protection of the law!
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"He is still a child, he doesn't know anything"
women, mothers, stop changing your clothes in front of your kids...
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When fools fall in love, this is the outcome. JSYK: U sponsored her foreign di*k experience. As she was been bent over she remembered u and thanked God for the hard earned money u spent on her to gift her a wild sex opportunity. She moaned and wished it never stopped.
Keep giving her another chance. Next time, send her to Toronto, Switzerland, or Paris. Id!ot!!!! HeartMattaz
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Just retweet!
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TRIBUTE TO OLU JACOBS It is with sadness that I received the news of the passing of our veteran actor, Olu Jacobs, whose demise was announced by his family yesterday, 16th September, 2026. Olu Jacobs represented the excellence of the Nigerian spirit. He exemplified this through his remarkable contributions to the film and creative industry, in a career spanning several decades across both Britain and Nigeria. His passing is once again a reminder to all of us that our time here is limited. Whatever responsibility we are entrusted with, and whatever area we are called to contribute to society, we must give it our very best and ensure that society benefits from our genius, talent and competence. This was what Olu Jacobs was renowned for. He lived a life that demonstrated the power of talent, discipline, professionalism and dedication to one’s craft. As we remember his life, times and passion, my thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, colleagues and the entire Nigerian creative community. I pray that the Almighty will grant his loved ones, and our nation, the fortitude to bear this irreplaceable loss. May the good Lord grant our father, Olu Jacobs, and all the faithful departed eternal rest. Amen. -PO
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Just look at the ratings of the players we call defenders 🤦 This is shameful.
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Carrick is the f*king problem. It is the simple truth, there is no going around it
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Man.U Road Map: ●Sack Carrick ●Appoint a disciplined and attack minded coach (e.g Nagelsman) ●Sell the club to the Saudis ●Remove INEOS from football management ●Release or Sell deadwoods in men's senior team (Maguire, Shaw, Dalot, Zirkzee, Dorgu, De lit, Mazraoui, Amass)
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You don't need to see sh*t b4 you know it's sh*t, the smell gives it away. Carrick is sh*t
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This is Jazeel a 6 year old with three holes in his heart. His mother sent his picture to me, see blood in his eyes, I cried when I saw the picture, because I've witnessed a scenario where this boy had a seizure 😭 I cried that day. Read my chat with his mum this morning they need 8M for surgery. This is one of those times I really wished God blesses me the way I want 😭 @Wizarab10 @osemagnum @Dr
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Replying to @PeterObi
Peter Obi will drop a claim and ask us to go and verify Tinubu will drop a claim and hire lawyers to block us from verifying
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Food for thought: Will Nigerians one day buy a litre of fuel for 2,000 naira? 🤔
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Look at this spineless man we call a coach. He is even afraid to tell his players the truth about the shitbshow they put up. A f*ckin clueless yes man.
🗣️ Michael Carrick: "I can't be too critical of the players and I won’t be. Today we didn't quite find what we need." [@lauriewhitwell] #mufc
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Manchester United can't be trusted for anything good, always disappoint
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