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Well, this didn't go to plan...  stumbler.com/gif/gsThFEe/

Everyday I get more reasons to not open up to people.

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I'm not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial ...

Future mother in law: so what will you cook my son? me:

Booty is my fav

Do you ever just feel like you need a break from your own thoughts?

Me pretending to be shocked after i ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behaviors i’ve been r ...

Parents: "Stop joking aroud and grow up" Me:

Happy Frihighday #staylifted instagram.com/p/BlLXIHFHDg-/… …

Me laughing at my own joke that I told 20 minutes ago

Fuck her so good, she forget all her problems.

Mindset for the rest of my life:

What does a dildo and a selfie stick have in common? They both have a cunt at the other end

#fishnetfriday instagram.com/p/Bi8iRy-n-gQ/… …

I dropped my knife and cut off a toe. At the hospital, the surgeon mistook a piece of candy for my toe. I now have a Tic-Tac toe.

Hanging with my best little buddy at his favorite place on the planet #puppylove instagram.com/p/Bi2ydbenIiK/

Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me....then plug me back in - see if that works

I just welcomed home my new planetary colors… h ...