Advertising & media obsessive. Sport hater. Music, Books & Food fan. Personal views caveat etc.

Sydney
Joined November 2008
Worth logging in to twitter for the first time in years to retweet my prophesy from 2018. Dutton is Salad Fingers. Don’t let this temu trump become PM #Election2025
I'm just saying #dutton is Salad Fingers. No one wants 'Prime Minister Salad Fingers' #libspill #auspol
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I bought the w wrong ticket by mistake And There is no way to change a ticket type on the @thetrainline app and no alternative method offered. Is the only way to buy another additional ticket? What a scam
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Came here to say ‘Thread me’ after barely tweeting for months. Ended up tweeting! But thread is good. #thread
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How are there two Hollywood sci-fi movies called Interstellar? And why did Matt Damon do two space films back to back? Whyyyyy?
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I do not mind if you bring your young children to restaurants, but if you want it amuse them with videos on an iPad that’s cool - but for the love of God bring headphones. I DO NOT want to listen to nursery rhymes over dinner
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How does someone watch the Super Bowl WITH the good US ads in Australia these days? #SuperBowlLVII #Super Bowl
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Hey @AppleSupport stop recategorising apps in App Library. Plus, The entire feature is useless if you can’t customise it. Its less convenient than manually creating my own folders #organisationobsessed
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Meet some of our MW Agency 50 List @GroupMAPAC @MediaComAU @MindshareAPAC @WavemakerANZ #MW100
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We’re about to kick off the @mediaweek Power 100 lunch at the Crown, Pearl Ballroom. Stay up to date via Twitter & Instagram (@mediaweekaus) throughout the day. #MW100
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What was that last bit of music played in the procession? #queensfuneral
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Where can you get a PCR test these days in Sydney /Redfern ?
Sydney Twitter - where can we sign condolence books in the city? #QueenElizabethII
Why doesn’t @auspost ring the bell for a delivery!! Stop taking my fckin parcels to the post office! I’m literally here all day.
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An absolute disgrace
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Fuck you La Niña
The @BOM_au has just issued a La Niña ALERT, meaning there is now a 70% chance of La Niña being declared later this year. If it is, this would be the first time on record we have seen 3 consecutive La Niña events coinciding with back-to-back negative IOD years.
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What an absolute fucking disgrace. Every single MP in there should be ashamed of how they behave as ‘professionals’
ABSOLUTE SCENES at the start of #PMQs Speaker Lindsay Hoyle angrily screaming SHUT UP! SHUT UP, then expelling MPs from the chamber!
"I will be leaving with my head held high", says Boris Johnson with his hand down the back of his trousers. #PMQs
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