fast legs, slow fists
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Joe Buck: Man Troy is Caleb williams special or what?
Troy Aikman: I’m going to hurt you Joe. I’m going to hurt the people closest to you and then I’m going to hurt you.
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Has anyone checked on Jagmeet?
Poor guy has been arrested multiple times every day for months based on what I’m seeing every time I log onto twitter dot com
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PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
PATEL: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
KENNEDY: I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why did you get into beastiality?
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Tua was ass no doubt but Justin Herbert sucks too he is without doubt the most overrated qb in the league
Fuck you chargers fuck you how do i lose survivor in week 1 every fucking year
no one cares, work harder
John Tortorella declined to speak with the media after advancing to the Western Conference finals.
The Golden Knights also didn’t open the dressing room after the game. They brought 1 player into a side room to speak, along with the two who spoke at the podium.
I’ve been covering the NHL for nine years and never seen either of those happen once.
the guy does love feet tho
Quentin Tarantino says sex isn’t part of his “vision of cinema”:
“It’s a pain to shoot sex scenes… If there had ever been a sex scene that was essential to the story, I would have, but so far it hasn’t been necessary.” xitter.cf/Kalshi_Culture/status/…
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One of my coworkers just farted and then said “that’s going to itch when it dries” and I’m burning this place to the ground
