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Hyperoptimized Engineer.
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🚨🚨 NEW: Manchester United are seriously CONSIDERING a move for Real Betis striker Troy Parrott and have sent scouts to watch the 24-year-old. Parrott registered 31 goals and 12 assists last season and has an €80M release clause. United are looking at options amid concerns over Benjamin Šeško’s injury. [@Sport_Witness] #mufc
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Tesla Calls ?
I just saw this in person, and I am still asking how this wasn’t AI 😂
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REA is one of the best harnesses I’ve seen
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🚨🇮🇪 Troy Parrott (24) for Ireland. 😳 That is INCREDIBLE. 👏
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You’re a swe in 2026 your day starts w/ reversing your bosses merges into prod coming from a /goal prompt that has been running for a week straight on his macbook , you undo w/o telling him because it’s bad vibes.
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OpenAI presents dots, the future is now
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Spending more time trying to decode my coworkers’ confusing agent PRs than I’m spending shipping code myself and then simultaneously being told that im not shipping enough PRs and my work effort being called into question .. it’s like damn is this my life from now on?
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Jack Moylan lifted the black armband after scoring vs Israel. Dedicating his goal for the victims in Gaza.
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BowlSlop power ranking : 1. Blue Park Kitchen 2. springbone Kitchen 3. Bibibop 4. Cava 5. Seoul Spice 6. dig 7. Chipotle
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Sep 11 2026 vs July 11 2025
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Your move, only a Bajillion dollar revenue increase@CocaCola
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another day at the prompt factory
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Has anyone on here tried mixpost? What are your thoughts? How does it compare to buffer or postiz?
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Wait I just spent my reset because the app asked if I wanted to try astra, but astra still isn’t available when I go to model selection, I would have saved my Reset had I known gpt-6 would still show as unavailable
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Asking me to pay $80 to reset my codex usage lol
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Agents will cook u if you prompt super vaguely and then give them all your credit card information and let them just run wild on the Internet
I just lost $300 using Instinct. Can I please get a refund?😭@noahrshinn
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Project managers be like “hey I know you’re working really hard but I just want a timeline on when this product concept I came up with 3 weeks ago is going to be production ready”
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It’s looking like anthropic engineers were literally using bitorrent to feed to their models copyrighted training data yet when I ask their model to download my own YouTube video for me it says it can’t because of copyright concerns 🤣
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