Bitcoiner and Roboticist @crackeddevs (acq. by Whop) @SatsTerminal
San Francisco
Joined April 2019
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My company crackeddevs has been acquired by Whop
The future of commerce is onchain and Whop will be at the forefront
Whop has acquired @crackeddevs
We set out to build the world’s largest crypto products
And believe Whop will become the biggest of them all
What we’re releasing in the coming days will unlock stablecoins for businesses globally
Stay tuned
Winning a Noble Prize and celebrating it with your wife and kids who love you. Second to bringing everyone onchain with stablecoins and self-custody wallets, has to be one of the most peak human experiences possible
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Fintech is dead
Fully commoditized
Squeezed into the attention economy as a feature
Who could have known
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On a testé ce matin pour rigoler
Bien que ça reste limité comme White label c’est quand même une folie que ça veut démocratisé l’ouverture d’une neo bank il y aura moyen de prendre des segments de marché intéressant
4 prompt Claude btw
Ceux qui veulent voir
(Faire un deposit de 100k vite fait)
unblockbank.whop.site
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Global neobanks run on Whop
i tried new Neobank-as-a-business thing by Whop. Some things I noticed:
1/ guys really polished the onboarding. KYC is faster than in all the other banks. I add USDC on Solana and sent a payout to Vietnam in 5 min. Funny part — it does not require KYB, only KYC.
2/ cards really work. Launched 100% my own custom card for free in 5 min.
What does he know
satoshi rolling in his grave rn
most backward shit i've seen in this industry
Introducing Finality: Chargebacks for Stablecoins
Trillions of dollars are transacted today without a way to dispute a single payment.
Finality is the first to give enterprises dispute resolution to their customers without reversing blockchain transactions.
We're inviting payment providers, LPs, and arbitrators to help shape the network ahead of broader access.
Java retweeted
I don’t think people realize what @nubank announced today
Nu Global is a Swiss company offering an account on USDC and EURC to users around the world
Onchain balance. Onchain FX. Local ramps into USDC for currencies they don’t support yet. One account, one backend, instead of a license in every country
That’s the right way to make NU global
Looking forward to the next currency: CADC, JPYC, LatAm stables 👀
The user stops being gated by currency!
A step closer to pure currency competition!
A step toward global financial freedom!
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Sats Terminal is LIVE on the App Store 🟠
Buy Bitcoin, Borrow against it, Earn on stables, Spend it.
Conveniently in one self-custodial app.
$10k in prizes for people who get in today. FCFS.
Java retweeted
3 days until Sats Terminal Mobile App Public Launch 🟠
One self-custodial app for your whole bitcoin life: Buy, Borrow, Earn, Spend.
Who it's for 👇
Java retweeted
Sats Terminal is an all-in-one, self-custodial platform for borrowing, earning, buying, spending, and managing digital wealth.
- Buy Bitcoin
- Borrow
- Earn
- Spend
kinda crazy you could build this with @whop api in like couple of hours with a working card and direct debit deposits etc
Meet Crumbs, built on Robinhood Chain.
Shop at Costco, get $COST. Buy from Apple, get $AAPL.
Turn eligible receipts into stock-token rewards from the companies you already shop with.
Join us before launch: crumbs.family
