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Charismatic Megafauna retweeted
Matt Damon reveals actors have to suddenly freeze in the middle of scenes when filming entirely in IMAX
"A regular roll of 35mm film takes about 11 minutes per magazine."
"IMAX... this goes through in two and a half minutes."
"If you're doing a scene that lasts more than two and a half minutes, you have to stop in the middle and freeze."
"They reload the camera, which takes about five minutes."
"Then we'd go back a few lines and pick the scene up."
I’ll never understand how the @USPS continues to operate and exist. They are a nexus of ineptitude and underachievement, with zero accountability. There isn’t anything they can’t get wrong.
For anyone who hates this bagfaced ghoul @PattyMurray as much as I & most of Washingtonians do, here is your brief moment in the sun.
What happened last night? Why is my entire feed “WEEEEEEED” this am? It’s a mass formation psychosis again.
It’s 5 hours by vehicle from my front door to Salt Lake City. @UPS can’t move a package that distance in two days.
That said, whenever it does arrive, you can sure it’ll be covered in filth as per usual.
The breakdown is absolute brilliance. As per usual.
Catturd may have done the impossible
I never thought a post could match or eclipse the legendary Barney Frank’s Nipples tweet, but I think this one did. Let’s walk through the brilliance of it:
1. “Dude” - the ideal start to a late boomer/early Gen X post
2. “I was raised in the south” - establishing his bona fides. We come out of the womb ready to fight in the south
3. “I’ve been in 40 bar fights” - this is where the post goes from amazing to legendary. The precision is what makes it great. Not “approximately 40” or “almost 40” or “more than 40” - exactly 40. This man has kept an accounting of his bar fights that would put Deloitte to shame. I’d say he has an excel spreadsheet but there’s no way that man can even open excel
4. “You wouldn’t have lasted three minutes with me” - it keeps getting better. Now we have a physical threat with very strong homoerotic overtones. And the timing is that of a single boxing round. Like Mike Tyson in his prime, everyone has a plan until Catturd hits them in the mouth
5. “Wimp” - this is what takes the post from top 5 of all time to the top. It’s flawless, it’s beautiful, and most important of all, it is pure boomer. The most boomer of boomer insults
Thank you Catturd. We don’t deserve you
Defund the @USPS. They are beyond waste fraud and abuse. They are a nexus of ineptitude and underachievement.
It doesn’t really matter to me, whether he genuinely advocates this, or is just rage bait engagement farming; he’s fucking pathetic.
Some men have never had their ass beat, and it shows. Social media has reduced the cost of being an asshole to near zero.
Your friendly reminder that @Instacart is a scumbag operation. Whatever they offer you insofar as discounts or promotions, they’ll claw back some other way. “Services.”
@Delta any reason flight DL0874 BOI to ATL needed to have a cabin temp > 90° the entire time? Or is this, like everything else at Delta now just a fee based option to not steep in our own filth for ~3.5 hrs?
Charismatic Megafauna retweeted
🚨 911, I need to report the m*rder of CNN.
HOST: No one is disagreeing there is government bloat/waste, CNN has been covering it.
TIM BURCHETT: No you haven't. All y'all do is run down Musk and Trump, and that's why your ratings are in the tank.
Animals are never more dangerous than when they’re cornered & in survival mode.
The diseased temple of thieves, p*dos, fraudsters, & criminals is lashing out in desperation as the walls close in.
