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Reminder Mussolini’s great grandson is a Mediterranean alpha-chad living the Dolce Vita life
🦅🇮🇹 Romano Floriano Mussolini ha anotado hoy su primer gol en Serie A y en la repetición, tenía el brazo derecho levantado.
Además, anota, 104 años después de que Benito Mussolini (su bisabuelo) iniciase la marcha sobre Roma, que lo llevaría al poder.
Sí, también un 27 de octubre.
No tienen ningún sentido estas casualidades. Nos graban.
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Sirius: "Harry, what's wrong?"
Harry: "I... I saw a picture that I thought was myself with Ginny... But it was a picture of my dad and my mum!"
Sirius: "Oooh... Horrifying?"
Harry: "COMPLETELY! I don't want to do my mum! I'm not Oedipus!"
Sirius: "Well in that case, there's only one thing to do: Date Malfoid."
Harry: "I-Are you sure-?"
Sirius: "Hot blonde or your mum, Harry!"
Harry: "HOT BLONDE! HOT BLONDE!"
Sirius: "Good lad."
Crackets retweeted
Women get the ick when you simp for them, but still envy the women being simped for
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Absolutely vile and deeply problematic. I’m disturbed anyone would feel comfortable expressing such harmful rhetoric publicly. Do better
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"Tu polla podría ser más grande que la mía,
pero tu cerebro es con seguridad más pequeño que mis huevos."
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The true epilogue. Harry and Malfoid seeing their first daughter Lily off for her first year at Hogwarts. (James is the second)
This shuould've been canon
The Good Ending 🥰
(hope you like the finished version :D)
#Malfoid #Malfoy #HarryPotter
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Some men would prefer the woman on the left because they have aristocratic tastes....I suffer no such malady...the woman on the right all day
