Founder Emeritus of the @ClayneCastWiki. I generally do not love movies.

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try explaining that you need to go update your wiki page that's based on a podcast that's based on another Keith's blog posts which are based on a 5 year old spinoff series that's based on a 30+ year old movie
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me: le one "you can see everything" ticket please 😏 cineplex employee: ok here you go sir me: [goes to every movie currently playing] cineplex employee: fuhhhhhh! me: should've read the fine print bitchezzzzz 😛
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Hey man sorry I’m late. I had to google a bunch of stuff that makes me anxious
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just saw a dude wearing this in the tsa line
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Radio City was obviously very special, but I think today in the park might be what I remember most from this trip ❤️
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thanks @NwistyOnline and crew for always being awesome 🙏
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Keith🖕😹🖕 retweeted
turnstile got me into scripted live sketch comedy
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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when people find John Wilson mean spirited, I feel like the call is coming from inside the house. you can laugh at the absurdity of humans without automatically looking down on them
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Here's a playlist of every public ClayneCast episode in chronological order (more or less). youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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what a weird series of soundtracks I’ve had to endure in my Lyft rides this trip. on my way here, I got someone listening to instrumental saxophone covers of Bruno mars songs, and now I’ve got a driver listening to this 🫣
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This was a great show.
"Oh that's interesting Eve Barlow - Arrow bit my dick off." - @NwistyOnline youtu.be/hY1SA8Zip70
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Catching up on the headlines
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Replying to @Steven_Hyden
Fuck you Steven
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if it weren’t for @josiahhughes, to me, MGK would always be that guy who briefly cohosted Catfish
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Haven’t seen this anywhere on my timeline today, doesn’t feel right for the day to go by without it
This year, on 9/11, we as a people must unite stronger than ever, to Never Forget, that time that a high school cheerleading squad in Texas decided to reenact the planes hitting the towers as part of their cheer routine.
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Keith🖕😹🖕 retweeted
if you wrote this into a script they’d call you a hack
RFK Jr. is interrupted by his "quack" ring tone while discussing autism conspiracy theories.
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Keith🖕😹🖕 retweeted
seeing this girl satirize the gen z influencer emotes has made me realize how much of it derives from the millennial cringe expressions that we’ve collectively denounced ijbol time is a circle
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