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A guy I hooked with recently asked if I was faking my snort when I laughed, it’s funny THAT is what he thought I was faking.
A guy I hooked with recently asked if I was faking my snort when I laughed, it’s funny THAT is what he thought I was faking.
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A comedy show where dialogue is encouraged
Pull up to @bklyncomedyclub Dec 19th 8pm
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See Riley Lassin @rileylassin on Saturday September 9th at 8:30PM at The Atlantic City Showcase ft. Jerry Torres, Ibrahim Khalif and Rus Gutin @RUSGUTIN at Atlantic City Comedy Club inside @ClaridgeAC!
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What a weekend for the Jews! Not only did we create the Bomb but we also created Barbie. There are a lot of things people call Jews but you have to admit, we have range.
I’ll be at @ACComedyClub on Friday!!! June 30 at 830 pm. This is goin to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 promo code RILEY
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GOP: We are pro-life!
So—free pre-natal care?
GOP: No
Extend child tax credit?
GOP: No
Paid family leave?
GOP: No
Universal pre-K?
GOP: No
Universal healthcare?
GOP: No
Gun reform?
GOP: No
How are you pro-life?🤔
GOP: Ban repro health access & increase women’s death
PCOS doctor: I am sorry your hair is thinning so badly, at least you have a nice face.
I know what to put on my tinder bio now
In the winter you want a cuffing buddy but what is it called if you want someone during a “it’s toxic air outside so now I am bored inside and want someone to cuddle with”
Buy your tickets now for Friday June 30th 8:30PM with Riley Lassin, . Buy your tickets now! atlanticcitycomedyclub.com/e…
Mom: Drink the tea I brought, it suppose to help you sleep.
Me: It tastes so gross
Mom: I know you swallowed worse stuff before, Riley.
Savage.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene tried explaining away Climate Change by arguing that no one paid taxes during the Ice Age:
Let me break this down a little bit for you:
- The last ice age began approximately 2.6 million years ago and peaked approximately 20,000 years ago.
- At its peak, temperatures were estimated to be approximately 10°F cooler than they are today.
- That equates to a temperature rise of 0.05°F per century over 20,000 years.
- Over the last 100 years (1 century) alone, the average surface temperature has increased by 1°F
- This is 20 times faster than it had gained on average over the 190 centuries prior.
- What changed? Industry and the burning of fossil fuels.
Carbon dioxide causes a greenhouse effect, keeping heat in the Earth's atmosphere and surface. The levels of CO2 have increased drastically over the last century.
FACTS matter and so do educated politicians.











