I bet she didn't see that coming! 😏

@IKEA Hey guys. I just bought one of your LACK coffee tables. I was really disappointed to see that instead of making 4 little pilot holes for the shelf screws at the factory, you included a fancy one-time use plastic template for me to make the marks. What a waste. Do better pls

Hey, most sane parents are just glad they came home at all.

It could be, but fossil power plants use cooling towers too.

His last piece of advice is particularly apropos: — Commit Crimes: Catalytic converters are easy to steal, hard to trace, and contain valuable metals. If you steal one or two a week, you can eventually save up for a nice cardigan.

He's always craved NYC acceptance. Buddying up with the Mayor is his way to achieve that

Wrong lady for a crime, wrong girls school for an airstrike. AI for the win! /s

Surely if you bought long enough ago you'll make a perfectly reasonable profit as was ever true. Nobody could have predicted COVID and the insane increase in house prices since 2020?

There's really no contest.

Black Betty by Ram Jam

Healthier populations need fewer beds I suppose.

The Affordable Care Act was based on Mitt Romney's plan for MA. That must really boil their piss. LOLOL

Jesus. Hoisted by his own...bootstraps! Nice work!😆 Unfortunately it won't make a blind bot of difference.

Tell me you don't know how the oil market works... Venezuela's oil never stopped being "online" and has not even slowed. I bet you think it's being shipped to the USA any day now. SMH

Banana skins?

A "friend's" husband.

Whoosh