legion, 29, he/they/it. Horror-loving hockey-goaltending spider-keeping freak. play Lobotomy Corporation
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why don't you get totally soaked to the bone taking care of horses in the pouring rain and maybe then you'll feel better
guy who keeps forgetting his twitter name is vasectomy corporation while interacting with hockey twitter. My bad
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Did you know that short side there is more room ? It's all geometry. Check out what the puck sees: ingoalmag.com/net-coverage/
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No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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fun part about the nhl is that it's both inaccessible to the casual fan (need 4958 subscription services to watch games) and to the hardcore fan (games are bunched together and overlap on some days while on others there's nothing scheduled)
🚨NHL #FrozenFrenzy is tomorrow with all 32 teams in action!
🏒5p | The Point | ESPN2, ESPN+
🏒6p | ESPN tripleheader begins
🏒6:15p | Start of 13 games on Power Play | ESPN+
🏒7p | Frozen Frenzy whip-around show | ESPN2, Disney+, ESPN+
More: bit.ly/47gvfyX | *All ET
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I love gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re NorthernLion big naturals
funny random thing is that every goalie who's noticed that i switched from tan pads to white pads is like "wtf where are your tan pads?????" everyone loves the tan pads. I wish my new pads were tan still
No headshots during warmups either. Tbh when I get barely any warmup shots im like ah jeez this is gonna be a rough one. And it usually is
Oh this goal made me so mad LOL. Got a poke check and i should have stretched my left leg out further to protect my backdoor but also my defensemen were like lalalala and let the other guy just tap it in. I guess i should have like scooped the puck into my hand and covered it
My toxic trait is that I hate covering the puck and usually just want to play it instead because I want my team to try to score. Instead of making me take defensive zone faceoffs over and over and over
Genuinely for me one of the hardest things about playing goalie is like. Being able to split my attention between the puck, and what is going on with the players on the ice. I want to hyperfocus on the puck
On the other hand my team's alt captain is also a goalie (in other leagues) and she's really good while also being the same height as me. So I need to pick her brain even more than I already am
