Here's the thing. I don't care about what my main character looks like, their race, their gender, their sexuality. I care that they are interesting You can tell someone is a plant when the boss introduces you and it's "This is Bob, he's gay" instead of saying what he does.

A bit of practise. I'll get it eventually Me learning Moonlight Sonata

"Breed me, Seymour!"

Weather app: "Thunderstorms possible.." Me, already pissed off at the almost 2 weeks of non-stop fucking raining.

Had a weird glitch on Fallout 4 where my character was walking slowly while carrying a Rifle. Turns out the game had equipped it and the gun I previously had. When I unequipped both and then re-equipped the one I had, it worked fine 😂

I laugh at gamers. They want to own their games but the minute you want Offline multiplayer so you can access all the game features, thus owning it, suddenly it's all "it's not 2002 anymore" Then you hear them bitching on here every time the Multiplayer servers go down