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When my mam was 20 she hadn’t completed second level education, she had 2 children & worked in the deli in SuperValu I’m 20, going into my 3rd of a Law degree, living with my bffs in a student house & I also work in a deli in a SuperValu V different but both love delis

Being someone’s twitter crush is just goals

soooo childish but it’s extremely difficult not to be a petty bitch sometimes

I’m away with my Mam & when we get on a bus to the city she sits nowhere near me & sticks her earphones in! asked her today why the hell she keeps doing that & she says ‘I don’t want anyone to know I’m your mother let me feel young listening to my tunes staring out the window’

Brain cell 1: My stomach hurts Brain cell 2: My tummy is sore Mouth: I’ve a pain in my stummy Like I say stummy more than stomach or tummy what is wrong with me

Omg WHATTTT didn’t realise I got my nipple pierced so boys would think I’m cool not because it makes me feel sexy af & it feels bloody unreal during sex!!!! Oh yeah it’s for sexual reasons now I’m a HOE too oops!!!

I’m in a group chat called holibops and every time I get a notification from it I want to shrivel up & die it’s just the worst word in the world

Right so my sisters allowed get Demi Lovato’s faith tattoo because she adores Demi Lovato but I’m not allowed get Ejeca tattooed on me because apparently it’s not the same...

Love Druggie by Mendoza just doesn’t get old, sick tune always

my friend tagged me in a post on FB about Adam from love island coming to Maynooth & I replied saying ‘gonna try pull him’ my dads managed to see it & going nuts saying what am I at telling the whole world I’m gonna get with him hahaha calm down dad It won’t actually happen

Neither do girls, we’re all as bad as each other xitter.cf/ellieashworth_/status/…

I walk around in my underwear and pee with the door open in my student house, I really dgaf no shame - I really do get a kick out of making ppl feel uncomfortable hahhaha xitter.cf/mears_o/status/1018117…