I write about the things I can’t talk about.

Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
The WGA reached a tentative agreement with the AMPTP. Today, our Negotiating Committee, WGAW Board, and WGAE Council all voted unanimously to recommend the agreement. The strike ends at 12:01 am. Check out our deal at wgacontract2023.org/deal. #WGAStrong
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
Hi! Heat wave picketers, would you like some tips on increasing your heat tolerance? I'm an endurance rider, which means I do a sport that requires me to sometimes exercise in up to 120-degree temperatures for hours at a time. Heat tolerance is not fixed—you can build it.
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
Very excited for Murdle's release next week! We're the number one new release in Logic & Brain Teasers. And this is the last week to pre-order your copy and get a free mug: murdle.com/book
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
The fight is on. USC classmates on the picket lines together. #WGAStrong – at Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
They printed a whole bunch of Murdle mugs (500?!) for a pre-order promotion! If you already pre-ordered, sign up now and potentially get a free mug! If you haven't pre-ordered yet, now's your chance! read.macmillan.com/promo/mur…
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One thing I’ve learned about myself is that I will never, ever decant wine.
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I had the most realistic dream last night — I met Tom Holland and all I could talk about was how gorgeous Zendaya was.
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Amazon should have a “surprise me” shipping speed. You might get your package tomorrow. Or it could be six months from now. Excited to find out!
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You guys think this still counts as the Willennium?
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
"Earth’s wildlife populations have plunged by an average of 69% in just under 50 years, according to a leading scientific assessment, as humans continue to clear forests, consume beyond the limits of the planet and pollute on an industrial scale." theguardian.com/environment/…
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So glad I finally started a retirement account ☺️
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Why do I feel like Doc Marten is about to ask me to wire him $2k so he can access his fortune?
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
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It’s honestly so rude that things don’t get done unless you do them
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My toxic trait is believing I could write a great Dragonball Z movie where the characters learn how to be present fathers and heal their generational trauma
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Dani Messerschmidt retweeted
Best thing I’ve learned this week is that seals do something called the “banana pose” when they feel safe and content.
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