bass for BIGFICTION

Arlington, TX
Joined September 2013
FedEx promised me suite tickets to Weezer tonight, but I still haven’t gotten them… they can’t deliver anything on time these days.
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And saw Kacey Musgraves earlier this week!
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Saw Gorillaz tonight and it was so so good!
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I’ve never really noticed how much Lee Ronaldo looks like Michael Cera dressed as an old man.
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Was not sure if I was gonna make an ofrenda this year, then I ugly cried during that Airwick commercial, so…
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Angine de Poitrine fans need to grow up and listen to lightening bolt.
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You know what Records don’t do… Buffer
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Quitting a band sucks so much, but damn do I feel a relief right now that is overpowering the fear of slipping into irrelevance.
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I’m pretty happy with how my life turned out…
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At the ol airport Brewed again… at least I’m escaping the heat.
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rickyshicky retweeted
DOLLY PARTON BEFORE DONALD TRUMP ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME
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One thing about me is, I’m always gonna bully a Tesla driver in traffic.
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rickyshicky retweeted
Doja Cat comments on Tyga’s new album ‘$TARFACE’: “Tyga is a penis for making an AI album.”
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Update! @AmericanAir reached out via DM and didn’t help me at all. Save your business for a real airline.
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All these blue chew and ED ads really had me believing I was gonna be less horny at 40…
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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Raleigh North Carolina is actually pretty sick.
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Good ol’ Hary Numan
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Got my blood work back and I’m 100% healthy! Between this and my daily gym routine I feel better at 40 than I have in most of my adult life.
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I’m gonna start a FB marketplace series where I post my favs. Here is one from today!
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rickyshicky retweeted
I recreated my twitter account solely to pitch my idea again to @nabisco & @Oreo. 2020. Peak COVID era menty levels. I pitched the most delicious combo. Nilla Wafer + Oreo cream filling. I followed up annually & 🦗🦗 🦗. Deleted my account when Elmo did that whack ass salute.
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