🇬🇧 ex-trainee Funeral Director | CTO at 🇯🇵 dotcom in 🇺🇸 | automobile enthusiast, @angeles_nf superfan, @SunderlandAFC fan 𓅃

Hollywood via UK, TX, NYC
Joined December 2007
Your plan to knock out the Cuban government isn't just sound — it's airtight. From the model of speedboat to the stockpile of firearms, nothing has been overlooked. All that's left is to start your engines and head south. What's coming isn't just a raid — it's a revolution.
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Remotion, Clawdbot… the Tiktok-like habit we can’t seem to shake off. But, they serve a coping mechanism utility right now. Build for fun or impressions. Get some fresh air.
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there was a bloke at LHR terminal 3 dressed as a traffic cone trying to direct traffic earlier today. i think he was also trying to bless the traffic. Il Papa del Cono Stradale. he blesses traffic for all of us ❤️
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rick tait retweeted
"money wont matter in the future!" he tells me as he desperately tries to become as rich as possible
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RIP the canny lad that wor my dad liek* he wor a canny lad and a canny dad. i couldna have asked for nee more * has to be pronounced in Mackem or Geordie to maek sense
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first time i’ve heard of a food called a huffer
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what if our first kiss was at Professor Bilboa’s Grand Complimentary Smoking Concert
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i really do like that massimo guy, he tweets good stuff but JFC he retweets himself so much that i have to unfollow/follow like twice a week because it’s just TOO MUCH. X needs a calmthefuckdown setting for our timelines
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found some very old US license plates amongst my dad’s collection of old car stuff. any ideas on how to age the Kansas plate? i’d tag @DougDeMuro as the internet’s license plate guru but he doesn’t do social. tagging @iowahawkblog as he is The Guru in all other automotive matters
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the best of British (of sorts). begging for a @GreggsOfficial X @IcelandFoods X @Costco collab so these can be sold in USA!
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This is the funniest tweet I've seen in ages, and I live here.
I won’t be using this power. There will be no tourist tax in Teesside, Darlington and Hartlepool for as long as I'm Mayor. Thanks, but no thanks.
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don’t know how many folks who follow me who knew my dad, if any, but if you did and would like to attend, please DM me
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when i worked for 2 summers at my family’s funeral directors in Sunderland in 1990s, it used to take about a week from passing ➡️ cremation. in the UK in 2025 (at least in some places) the new normal is 4-6 weeks! cremations handled by local councils, WTF is going on? funding?
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Replying to @ThatEricAlper
If you get a chance, read David Niven's book "Bring on the Empty Horses".
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gemini 3 is amazing IF you can get it to stay on track/listen to you
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I still can’t believe how cold it is. Even though it happens every year. The audacity of this country. I wish there was someone I could write a strongly worded letter to about it. Maybe the Met Office.
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i have no idea why PERI PERI CHICKEN is not a thing in USA but fuck lads and lasses we are missing out
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the arclight cineramadome reopening would heal me
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what is the difference between these two?? if you are the UI designer i will fight you. WHAT DOES THE LIGHT BREAK BETWEEN THE FAN LOGO MEAN EXACTLY ARGH that lack of specificity means everything
hi i live in USA and have a 1950s gas stove that is simple & stupid that i can understand but i am currently in UK trying to deal w my dead dad’s stove that has “fan” but i dont know which of the fucking icons means FAN jfc i am a CTO and i can debug insanely complex things but F
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