2017 Father of The Year. Creator of #LifeSentence now on @Netflix. @MiloVentimiglia’s less attractive but equally in-shape twin.
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So excited that @theErinCardillo and I are joining the writing staff for season 5 of #VirginRiver on @netflix!!!
Really, John OLIVER, you don’t think olives are a valid pizza topping? Your name is basically a verb that means “to olive.” You’re both salty and delicious. End the hate. Embrace how delicious both of you are. @LastWeekTonight – at Los Angeles, CA
@IkonPass I used my pass early in the season and now I can’t. Yes your resorts are open but I’m not allowed to travel to any of them under the CA stay at home order which isn’t specified under Adventure Assurance... what, if anything, you planning to do for pass holders like me? – at Los Angeles, CA
Heard @RudyGiulianli has #Covid-19. Thankfully he’s been dead for a few years... – at Los Angeles, CA
I’m pretty sure you don’t have a job @megynkelly ... – at Los Angeles, CA
As a life long #buffythevampireslayer fan, I’ve always wanted to do something in that vein which is why I’m so excited @theErinCardillo and I are developing our first foray into that genre with our friends at @theCW and the amazing #RobThomas... #InGoodCompany #Spondoolie – at Los Angeles, CA
Is @VP Mike Pence even allowed to be on stage alone with a woman? #vpdebate @CNN @maddow vox.com/platform/amp/the-big… – at Los Angeles, CA
I’m not sure what kind of medicine doctor Dr. Conley specializes in, but based on the amount of time he spends up @realDonaldTrump’s asshole, I’m guessing proctology... #POTUS #COVID19 #COVIDIOT – at Los Angeles, CA
The only reason @realDonaldTrump wore a mask to the #RBGmemorial was to hide the fact he was smiling the entire time... #RBGRIP – at Los Angeles, CA
Which holiday is the one you don’t have to spend with your kids? @sarah___keith – at Los Angeles, CA
If @jcrew goes under, where am I going to buy the same shirt in seven colors? – at Los Angeles, CA
Have you noticed that every guy who does their TV show from home finds a way to casually work their guitar into the background of the shot? I’m looking at you @LesterHoltNBC and @ColinJost ... – at Los Angeles, CA
From now on, I only need @AmericanExpress to alert me if my card IS present for a transaction... – at Los Angeles, CA
Joe Biden may not be the perfect progressive candidate, but I’ll take him over Eric Cartman any day. “Screw @CNN, I’m going home...” @realDonaldTrump #makeamericahealthyagain
rawstory.com/2020/04/trump-t… – at Los Angeles, CA
Also #LauraLinney deserves all the awards. Holy shit. I completely forgive her for #LoveActually. – at Los Angeles, CA
Can we just give @TomPelphrey his Emmy and Golden Globe now... – at Los Angeles, CA