if u can't handle me at my eating plain pasta from the strainer then u don't deserve me at my pinterest version of it

live from quarantine: just yelled at my cat, audibly to the whole neighborhood and now i need to sit down

new moon moods: thicc; wary of conditional love; longing to adopt a doggo

current mood: PT cruiser with hibiscus vinyl cutouts

"victory is mine," I whisper, to my three cats

what does being ghosted feel like to someone with an abundance mindset?

"nice" -me after tossing my cherry pit into the trash cup

it sounds like str8 pride outside my window

just emptied my divacup and there was cat hair #livetweetyourperiod

hi from my flip phone

love when ppl ask me why I don't date locally, like yeah so I can watch myself be ghosted in real-time NO THANKS!!! jk nobody has ever as...

out here tryna finish this laCroix so I can go to bed with a clear conscience

me: (texting) oh nice I'll check that out when I'm on Wi-Fi narrator: they would not check that out

praying that my new neighbors are nudists (new nude neighbors)

currently alone on my couch mentally yelling WTF

what does puking cat food after running into your ex at the therapist's waiting room symbolize in dreams (asking for friend)

what if all dogs go to hell?

"don't be mean look in the mirror. no ones asking *you* to be in a porn with ed powers." @overnight_drive ep 223

"I'm so sick of all the drama" -ppl who love drama

Test???