A couple of my posts are banging rn but please don’t follow me if ur proship/dead dove whatever that stuff makes me uncomfortable 😭

I’ll probably write a fic about this later but daeron is a lazy bottom who’s used to not doing any of the work but Dunk is a huge virgin so Daeron makes a big fuss about showing him what to do when they finally have sex

Fat girl Daeron and Dunk

Here’s how daensa can still win

f/f dunkdaeron where dunk has to basically “hose” (dump pails of water) down Daeron (Daenys?) bc she’s so drunk but Dunk feels bad about it after so she wraps her kingsguard cloak around her bc she’s soaking wet and naked. Is this anything

I’m gonna start making up bullshit like Jon is gonna be the final villain of ASOIAF if I keep seeing the “mad queen” bullshit continue

Sorry but I have to laugh whenever people say “but GRRM saw it as consensual” when talking about sexual violence in the series. George “how dare D&D make Dany’s wedding night seem like rape” Martin? That’s whose standard of consent you’re going by?

I think the thing that’s lacking with even the AGOT CK3 mod is that CK3 isn’t really preoccupied with interpersonal drama so much as it is the mechanics of a kingdom. Not that it’s not a great mod but it’s just not character driven in a way a lot of people want

SELL SANDOR CLEGANE INTO WHITE SLAVERY. TODAY!