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Joined February 2021
Tried to think of a funny caption for this..
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Ryan Woods retweeted
🚨#49ers Christian McCaffrey is ONE receiving TD away from becoming the all-time leader for receiving TDs by a RB Passing the great Marshall Faulk
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Ryan Woods retweeted
saying "shut up" before skipping the youtube ad is necessary.
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Going to work at 7am knowing a woman who murdered her 3 kids somehow got over $1.3 million in donations.
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Ryan Woods retweeted
The Death of Software.
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Ryan Woods retweeted
Steelers players: "What's the playcall?" Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy:
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I like how in the new mssp @mattwritesbooks pretty much just says “Yeah if it weren’t against heterosexual norms to have sex with other dudes I would definitely be a homosexual.” It tickles my brain.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
It’s AI you dumb fucks. Like the Gulf of Mexico. Like Lake Ontario. Like the Department of Defense. What a complete bunch of idiots.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Misspelling the name of your country on a document claiming super intelligence is par for the course for this inept band of clowns that works in that building
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When did the acting in @WWE get so bad?
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Tb to when I was on a long drive and asked this chick to send me a podcast to listen to. Bitch sent me an hour long voice message.😐
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Ryan Woods retweeted
That was NOT holding on George Kittle. That should’ve been a long Brock Purdy TD run
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Need a greasy ass cheesy ass fuck ass burger rn
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When are we gonna start dropping tech CEOs?
Jeff Bezos pulled up in a bulletproof BMW with four security guards moving like they’re extracting the president. One even stepped aside so another could open the same door. You know your security is tight when even your security has security. And of course he’s mid fake phone call so he never has to talk to a regular person. Classic.
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Ryan Woods retweeted
If you buy stock in Healthcare companies you know are making care more expensive and patients sicker via denials, are you a great investor ?
If a company makes products that you don’t want to use, but you still do, it’s a great company. Consider this when investing.
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Been in a few bad relationships
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When I’m done with my beer I eat the can. #GOAT
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