ric (@rhaeapologist) header
ric (@rhaeapologist) profile picture

but there's some place that she'd rather be.

She/Her
Joined October 2023
Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)Photo by ric (@rhaeapologist)
we're soooo back
Real Madrid has won the UEFA Champions League, defeating Borussia Dortmund 2-0. It marks their 15th Champions League title.
1
6
6,268
ric retweeted
Pedri has never led Bellingham in any dribbling stats but we always keep hearing he’s a better dribbler than Bellingham lmao
The highest dribbling success rate (%) in the T5 leagues. @Sofascore
2
28
428
5,310
ric retweeted
Xabi Alonso in big matches as a manager: ❌ 1-1 vs Liverpool (6-5 on pens) ❌ 0-2 vs Spurs ❌ 1-2 vs Arsenal ❌ 2-3 vs Barcelona ✅ 2-1 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 1-2 vs Man City ❌ 0-1 vs Liverpool ✅ 2-1 vs Barcelona ❌ 2-5 vs Atlético Madrid ❌ 0-4 vs PSG ❌ 2-4 vs Dortmund ❌ 0-2 vs Bayern ❌ 0-3 vs Bayern ❌ 0-4 vs Liverpool ❌ 0-3 vs Atalanta 15 big matches. 2 wins. 13 losses. Embarrassing.
7
20
9
143
29,067
I just remembered that Barcelona rested Rodri just to get dog walked by Tchouameni
9
58
786
4,440
ric retweeted
Xabi alonso is doing to Estevao what he planned doing with Vinicius, unfortunately for him vini figured him out quicker than he expected.
21
140
5
1,157
19,789
The eye bags? He looks so tired 😭💔 me too brother me too
3
25
537
lukamos é o ÚNICO shipp de futebol q eu acho q realmente seja IMPOSSÍVEL nunca ter rolado
17
308
25
2,776
37,186
You can tell when Barca had a bad game bc ppl start talking like this
unfortunately i think we don’t talk enough about the irreparable damage this world cup has done to football spaces in terms of the people who larped too close to the sun and now joined them without knowing the first thing about football
1
11
126
994
what a performance bro
one of jude bellingham’s most underrated performances was his performance against atalanta in the super cup finale. he was unplayable that night
34
378
24
5,364
256,327
#we didn't forget shit
Real Madrid won El Clásico just 2 days ago and everyone has already forgotten about it. That tells you everything you need to know. Nobody actually cares about Real Madrid; all they care about is Barcelona's downfall.
3
179
1,574
10,994
btw when you see a culer on your tl complaining about "WC larpers" there's a 99% chance that they're trying to Distract you from the fact that Jude ended thier Mediocre white twinks only 3 days ago
12
84
859
Work of art from Jude Bellingham 🎨
Work of art from Gabriel Jesus 🎨
9
62
857
7,137
"JUDE IS A STRIKER"
6
80
2
1,897
12,628
larp this larp that just say y'all mad no one wants to "larp" your club 😭😭 no need to be salty about new fans
unfortunately i think we don’t talk enough about the irreparable damage this world cup has done to football spaces in terms of the people who larped too close to the sun and now joined them without knowing the first thing about football
1
11
296
2,859
these culers mad bc no new fans wanted to join their bum ass club lmaooo
Replying to @tooviscaelbarca
i barely accept rma fans as it is but i do draw the line at people who became madridista or psg fans AFTER this summer. like are you not embarrassed??
2
21
373
notice how it's always varca fans complaining about WC fans because none of them wants to support thier shitty club 😭 like is it our fault that Jude has 8 G/A in this world cup (more than all Barca players compared)? Is it our fault that ur players watched the WC form the bench?
Replying to @tooviscaelbarca
i barely accept rma fans as it is but i do draw the line at people who became madridista or psg fans AFTER this summer. like are you not embarrassed??
1
1
68
1,015
they wonder why WC fans dgaf about thier club while ONLY 3 of their players were startes in the WC quarter/semi-finals and ALL their players have less G/A than Jude (8) and mpabbe (10) alone. people obviously wouldn't gaf about ur players bc they were on the bench all the time!😭
18
314
it’s always barca fans complaining about WC larpers cuz no one wanted to support their shitty team after it 😭😭😭
unfortunately i think we don’t talk enough about the irreparable damage this world cup has done to football spaces in terms of the people who larped too close to the sun and now joined them without knowing the first thing about football
3
39
1
370
4,345
imagine thinking being a psg or real madrid fan is more embarrassing than being a barcelona fan
Replying to @tooviscaelbarca
i barely accept rma fans as it is but i do draw the line at people who became madridista or psg fans AFTER this summer. like are you not embarrassed??
2
18
250
2,638
Replying to @tooviscaelbarca
i barely accept rma fans as it is but i do draw the line at people who became madridista or psg fans AFTER this summer. like are you not embarrassed??
12
50
1
613
5,941