let me sing to you now, about how people turn into other things. he/they

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“you always told me it takes time. it’s taken my father’s time, my mother’s time. my uncle’s time, my brother’s and my sister’s time. my niece’s and my nephew’s time. how much time do you want, for your progress?” - james baldwin
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Mephisto is my dad
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Yes Rex
Showered at terminal 5 last night
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The trumpet vine tower is happy so I have to be happy
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“idc”—bro care is the *being* of Dasein
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Y’all be honest. Do I give off snail vibes or frog vibes?
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Cool Beans will be temporarily closed for 15 minutes while the general manager and assistant manager fight to the death in the parking garage. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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They’re adding a new rule to chess and it has to do with love
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Neil Sperry and I are homies
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I will delete every single tweet this year
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Replying to @bestinsio
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my ancestors never dreamed of having this many tabs open at once
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Scotch tape wrists 🚙
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There’s a lighthouse in my stomach(I just watched Pinocchio)
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Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated
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No one: Me: I have a headache
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I am DRUNK in the SNOW and it’s negative and it’s -3 in Dillon, Colorado
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im bringing this one back
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Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
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ok we get it dude u have a jovial light that cant be vanquished
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