President of the North Americans (not really Trump)

New York, USA
Joined January 2017
I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!!! Mexican drugs are bad, M'kay? #buildthatwall
Starting a draft for WW3. I'm calling it Trump light.
Everytime time I go to the airport in Syria it's like nobody is there. So I bombed it. No more shitty airport. #HaveMyCakeAndEatItToo
Just because I don't do what I said I would doesn't make me a liar. Everyone changes their mind. Are they all liars? No.
Let's just bomb North Korea and say we didn't 😉
I think it's time for another vacation
I'm trying my best... I don't see anyone attacking #pandaexpress for not serving panda
Golden rule: he who has the gold, makes the rules #mondaymotiviation
As far as I'm concerned, there's only one flag, the American flag
If you can't follow the law, the law will follow you.
If you are not here legally, like everyone else, you need to leave. Simple as that.
When we go to war with China I expect most of my supporters to lay down their lives for my decision #USA
Expect terrorists at the #Superbowl Now that my ban has been put on hold. We all lose.
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Catch me ousside the white house, how bout dat?!
This is what you voted for. Well, the majority. Rest are mad they lost the vote. #
You think I'm going to be the last? Impeaching me won't do anything. You'd have to overthrow the government to make a difference. You won't
I'm going to make illegal to protest anywhere in the U.S. except in libraries
Can't nobody hold me down, oh no, I got to keep on movin #TrumpLife
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If you don't like what I'm doing, you have every right to leave the country #TRUMP #TrumpLife