his holiness the mid desert prophet

Joined July 2023
Photo of Balogun’s red card
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Elliott Smith on a morning show in 1995. Featuring young Tom Bergeron and a puppet. Elliott is so uncomfortable and perfect in the full vid. Exactly as you’d expect him to be.
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With a can full of gas and a handful of matches still no one found out
Wild video of Howie Mandel near an BURNING CAR goes VIRAL TV host's daughter WARNS him while filming that it could explode, so he turns around and the vehicle instantly BLOWS UP
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I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.
Slim Chickens is launching Dr Pepper Blasted Tenders, Tender Bites and Wings The new flavor is inspired by the soda's signature 23-flavor blend
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Replying to @ScottJenningsKY
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AOC at 9/11 memorial vs ICE facility
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Can’t wait for @Topps or @PaniniAmerica to put some of haalands hair on a 1/1 card
Haaland’s girlfriend was shaking as he was about to cut his hair without telling anyone in the family. The moment he cut the first strand, she started crying. 😭😂💔
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Hasan sings “We Are Charlie Kirk” at the Fear& live tour
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Add ‘invented Donald Trump’ to Chuck Berry’s resume
Why does he talk exactly like Trump
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The man is gay AND Tom Cruise?
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Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.
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The best one yet
Ahead of England’s next World Cup match, a certain cohort of Scottish people are suddenly feeling very Norwegian… 18+ GambleAware
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USMNT vs. BELGIUM ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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What a crew to be part of?
2006 - Folarin Balogun is the fourth player to score a goal and receive a red card in a FIFA World Cup knockout match: 🇺🇸Folarin Balogun - 2026 round of 32 🇫🇷Zinedine Zidane - 2006 final 🇧🇷Ronaldinho - 2002 quarter-final 🇧🇷Garrincha - 1962 semi-final Company.
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Why can't LA officials put out a *simple* building fire? LA remains disastrously unprepared for... everything. Day 5: Boyle Heights cold storage facility is STILL on fire. Noxious fumes across the city. Air like a chem bath. Mayor Bass: "we are concerned about the biohazard smoke." In BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO, the outbreak begins in Los Angeles—for good reason. I've read decades of "Los Angeles’s Emergency Operations Plan(s): Chemical, Biological, Radiological, and Nuclear (CBRN) Hazard" reports. Shocking failures, no fixes. Get informed, stay informed. Demand change.
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Life hack: shove the chopsticks thru the. Ag to unlock.
Them bags be LOCKED 😂
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from one of his best solo albums, Your Arsenal (1992) 👏 Morrissey - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful ▶️
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