UPDATE: The armed man who chased down and stopped the Bend, Oregon, elementary school shooter has been identified as Kaylub Giamanco, his brother told NBC. HERO!!!

I thought girls wanting Ubers to first dates was only a NYC thing… it’s in Austin too? Absolutely brutal

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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway... I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days… all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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The Bend Police Department is currently at Silver Rail Elementary School after a report of an active shooter. There is a large police presence in the area. Please avoid the area. We will share more information as soon as we can.

I had to send the HR text to a woman today. I don’t ghost and believe in radical transparency. It’s helpful for the woman to get positive feedback so she learns from her mistakes & realizes what truly attracts men. I wish her the best!

Some way-too-early odds to make the 2027 CFP. Georgia 100% Ohio State 100% Texas 100% Notre Dame 100% Alabama 100% Indiana 100% Miami 100% Oregon 100% LSU 100% Texas Tech 100%

BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel

The lack of urgency on any CFB Saturday is now gone. Every 10-2 team is in. Probably every 9-3 SEC/Big Ten team is in and even some 8-4. No suspense of failure. No big reward. No juice. Might be time to experience apple picking or a fall wedding for the first time ever.

We’ve discussed the decline of mid-tier bowl games for a while. As the bowl system inevitably shrinks, wouldn’t a 24-team CFP make the postseason more important by raising the stakes for more teams that would otherwise be in bowl games with no stakes?

I ran for mayor because I couldn’t accept the homelessness I saw on our streets. Since then, we’ve reduced homelessness by 11%, cut veteran homelessness by 50%, and brought homicides to a 60-year low. With the Olympics coming to Los Angeles, we need leadership that delivers. I’m committed to building on this progress so our city is ready—and Angelenos see lasting benefits.

At least Shane Gillis got the women to stop stabbing their own kids and to start just being whores again.

BREAKING: Nearly half of the girls cross-country team in Camas, Washington, just forfeited their race. They refused to compete against a boy. This is bravery. Vote YES on I-638 to stand with them. Video: @KnownHeretic