The future is built — I just happen to be doing it. Full stack developer
s/w btw syntax & performance
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If my guy wins 1m, there’s no fucking way I’m pasting aza unless he asked me to. And I won’t be expecting anything more than 20k cus I’m not mad.
There’s something I’d like to say about this but I don’t wanna go viral for the wrong reasons.
The hint is, men are very sacrificial. They don’t care what or who they’d sacrifice (including themselves), for the greater good.
Bird 🐦 retweeted
Ahhhh! 🥹❤️
I’m so honoured to be nominated for the Prize for Creativity Excellence at the 20th edition of The Future Awards Africa!
Building things that people love and creating solutions that make a difference has always been my passion.
To be recognised for doing what I love means so much. Grateful for this! 🥹❤️
Bird 🐦 retweeted
Drop a 🪖 in the comment section if you’re coming with me to THE PROMISED LAND! 🔥👑
📍 Okpara Square, Enugu
📅 6th December 2026
Let’s make history together! 🪖❤️🔥 #ThePromisedLandConcert #EVADO
Trust me, agents solve most if not all of these out of box
Who's gonna tell vibe coders about...
1. SQL Injection
2. XSS
3. CSRF
4. CORS
5. SSRF
6. IDOR
7. Path Traversal
8. Mass Assignment
9. Clickjacking
10. Content Security Policy
11. Security Headers
12. Input Validation
13. Server-Side Authorization
14. Row-Level Security
15. Least Privilege
16. RBAC
17. Secrets Management
18. .env in .gitignore
19. API Key Rotation
20. Secret Scanning
21. Hashing vs Encryption
22. Password Salting
23. bcrypt & Argon2
24. JWT Expiry
25. Refresh Tokens
26. OAuth 2.0
27. OpenID Connect
28. Session Fixation
29. MFA
30. Brute Force Protection
31. Account Enumeration
32. Timing Attacks
33. File Upload Validation
34. Webhook Signature Verification
35. TLS Certificate Expiry
36. HSTS
37. Encryption at Rest
38. Dependency Vulnerabilities
39. Supply Chain Attacks
40. Threat Modeling
41. Indexes
42. EXPLAIN ANALYZE
43. N+1 Queries
44. Full Table Scans
45. Connection Pooling
46. Database Migrations
47. Down Migrations
48. Transactions
49. ACID
50. Isolation Levels
51. Deadlocks
52. Optimistic Locking
53. Pessimistic Locking
54. Normalization
55. Denormalization
56. Foreign Keys
57. Unique Constraints
58. Cascading Deletes
59. Soft Deletes
60. UUIDs vs Auto-Increment
61. Cursor-Based Pagination
62. Full-Text Search
63. Read Replicas
64. Replication Lag
65. Sharding
66. Partitioning
67. Hot Partitions
68. Postgres VACUUM
69. Materialized Views
70. Backups
71. Testing Your Restores
72. Point-in-Time Recovery
73. Change Data Capture
74. Outbox Pattern
75. ORM Lazy Loading
76. CAP Theorem
77. Eventual Consistency
78. Strong Consistency
79. Raft Consensus
80. Leader Election
81. Split Brain
82. Quorums
83. Clock Skew
84. Distributed Locks
85. Consistent Hashing
86. Bloom Filters
87. Two-Phase Commit
88. CQRS
89. Event Sourcing
90. Race Conditions
91. Backpressure
92. Load Shedding
93. Bulkheads
94. Jitter
95. Retry Storms
96. Cascading Failures
97. Thundering Herd
98. Cache Invalidation
99. Cache Hit Ratio
100. TTLs
101. Cache Warming
102. Write-Through vs Write-Back
103. Redis Eviction Policies
104. CDNs
105. Cache-Control Headers
106. ETags
107. Dead Letter Queues
108. Poison Messages
109. At-Least-Once Delivery
110. Exactly-Once Semantics
111. Message Ordering
112. Kafka Consumer Groups
113. Partition Keys
114. Background Jobs
115. Webhook Retries
116. DNS
117. DNS Propagation
118. HTTP Status Codes
119. HTTP Method Semantics
120. Keep-Alive
121. HTTP/2
122. WebSockets
123. Server-Sent Events
124. Long Polling
125. gRPC
126. Protocol Buffers
127. API Versioning
128. OpenAPI Specs
129. Backward Compatibility
130. Request Size Limits
131. Compression
132. Latency vs Throughput
133. Egress Fees
134. VPCs
135. Subnets
136. NAT Gateways
137. Firewalls
138. Security Groups
139. Service Mesh
140. Ingress Controllers
141. Health Checks
142. Liveness vs Readiness Probes
143. Graceful Shutdown
144. Connection Draining
145. Stateless Services
146. Failover
147. Multi-Region
148. Availability Zones
149. Single Points of Failure
150. Disaster Recovery
151. RTO & RPO
152. SLAs
153. SLOs
154. Error Budgets
155. Incident Response
156. On-Call
157. Runbooks
158. Postmortems
159. Chaos Engineering
160. Graceful Degradation
161. Autoscaling
162. Horizontal vs Vertical Scaling
163. Cold Starts
164. Capacity Planning
165. Load Testing
166. Memory Leaks
167. OOM Killer
168. Structured Logging
169. Log Levels
170. Log Rotation
171. Distributed Tracing
172. OpenTelemetry
173. Correlation IDs
174. Metrics Cardinality
175. p99 Latency
176. Alert Fatigue
177. Error Tracking
178. Profiling
179. Flame Graphs
180. Infrastructure as Code
181. Terraform State
182. GitOps
183. Blue-Green Deployments
184. Canary Releases
185. Rollbacks
186. Feature Flags
187. Environment Parity
188. Staging Environments
189. 12-Factor Apps
190. Multi-Stage Builds
191. Non-Root Containers
192. Image Scanning
193. Resource Requests & Limits
194. Pod Disruption Budgets
195. Semantic Versioning
196. Lockfiles
197. Reproducible Builds
198. Branch Protection
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Dangote:
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Bird 🐦 retweeted
Hi, it's Darshita. I am a designer.
And I'm pitching myself in public 'cause I'm done with a year full of anxiety.
Everyone says design is dead and AI killed it. But the real parasite was hiding in plain sight.
So here's my film, DESIGN IS DEAD. She's bold, fearless and very PINK 💖
Hiring? My DMs are open.
Bird 🐦 retweeted
Only First Class and Second Class Upper graduates should qualify to become teachers. Teachers’ starting salaries should be a minimum of ₦500,000 per month.
Teachers should be required to take professional qualification examinations every two years.
There should be an Education Bank where teachers can access very low-interest loans for car financing, home financing and other essential needs.
Teaching should be one of the most prestigious and highly respected professions in the country.
Bird 🐦 retweeted
That ch!ld m@lester, that rap!st, that mvrderer, that k!dnapper, that fr@udster, that assass!n, that organ h@rvester, that ev!l politician, that ass@ulter…
If they don’t get caught… If they’re not arrested and justice is served duly
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO THEM!!!
They won’t suffer later in life or whatever.. Life no be Nollywood
YOUR GOVERNMENT IS YOUR GOD.🗣️
Bird 🐦 retweeted
What a time to be alive. Pulled the map of my house from the vaccum, built a 3D model with all the devices in my house and now I can literally play with my lights like I’m in @LagosLifeApp
Need to find a way to get play.salifuandmaster.com/ in here
Imagine dying in 2020:
You did not witness AI
You did not witness cars driving on a vertical track and upside down 🙃
You did not witness cars flying
And a whole lot of other things going on right now that used to look impossible.
