@retrobotic

reflexively corrects grammar and enjoys cursing way too much. computer person at pixar.

 california
Joined January 2009
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using the onscreen Apple TV keyboard is like using a claw machine to enter your password GOOD LUCK, FOOL
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welcome to my biannual tweeting about the earthquake that woke me up, the jerk
SF QuakeBot@earthquakesSF17 Dec 2022
A 4.0 magnitude earthquake occurred in Northern California. Details: eqbot.com/6Xz Map: eqbot.com/6X7
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2 mi from me. not bad but still freaks me the fuck out
SF QuakeBot@earthquakesSF12 Sep 2022
A 2.9 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.86mi N of Piedmont, CA. Details: eqbot.com/qbF Map: eqbot.com/qbr
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i quake you quake we all quake in an earthquake!
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i miss vine
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“do you wanna jump on a quick call?” N 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　. 　　　 . 　　　　.
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how fucking dare you internet, making me cry over cats i never met WITH ALL THAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS WORLD, JESUS H C’MON 😭
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'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3LL7T7p
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the word ‘morsel’ should just be men-in-black’d from everyone’s memory
Our friend has been missing for 2+ days. If you're able to share this flyer with people in San Francisco and East Bay, we'd appreciate it! We're very worried.🖤 reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/co…
A flyer that says, "Help us look for our friend Robin! She went missing on 4/5. We love her and we want to bring her home. She's 5'11". She may be wearing a long dark skirt and a green coat. Call us ASAP if you think you see her! (415)942-1902, which will ring a group of her friends."

ALT A flyer that says, "Help us look for our friend Robin! She went missing on 4/5. We love her and we want to bring her home. She's 5'11". She may be wearing a long dark skirt and a green coat. Call us ASAP if you think you see her! (415)942-1902, which will ring a group of her friends."

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Absolutely true. What an incredible loss. 😔
Stephen Thomas Erlewine@sterlewine26 Mar 2022
Taylor Hawkins might’ve been the only drummer alive who could support Dave Grohl and not make you wish Grohl was sitting behind the kit.
hanging out in a public place and I believe Hiam Abbas from @succession is nearby. I wouldn’t dare disrupt her privacy (!!) but it’s hard not to tell her how incredible her work is and that I appreciate her. So I am telling all of twitter instead! Marcia rules!
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dat wordle
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currently at LAX for a layover, in a lounge when an earthquake occurs. One person said loudly: “It’s not even a fiver” and there are mildly heightened murmers but no one really cares. peak california vibes
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The fellowship of the walk #LordOfTheRings
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Odelay, Sea Change, Midnite Vultures, Morning Phase
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golf is just sports asmr
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dammit earth i was almost asleep #earthquake #landjiggle #dirtdance
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A 2.8 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.24mi N of Piedmont, CA. Details: eqbot.com/GiZ Map: eqbot.com/Giy
cats and ovens have a lot in common: *self-cleaning *generate heat *grave injuries can occur when you touch them incorrectly
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