my lasting contribution to New England cycling is probably the popularity of the word "nemesis." Official enjoyer of Honda Fits, File Treads and DJ Aphrodite

Joined May 2009
Replying to @resultsboy
2045. [There's a crash in the women's race] Ryan: "Hope the corner marshals can get all those rings cleaned up before the field comes around!!!" Fan: "Isn't that kind of...sexist?" ... Fan's inbox: CALL ME TO REVIEW YOUR INADEQUATE SONIC LORE FAMILIARITY
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I blogged. TL;DR: Eastern Grind good, Greta Kilburn fast, Andy Bishop famous, Harry Gordenstein annoying. untilthesnowends.blogspot.co…
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Logging into twitter for the first time in like a year because I have to scream about how Amaury Pierron just put down the most dominant DH run since Darry Hart's 2011 Champery World Champs
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it's friggin bike race promotion week again babyyyy bikereg.com/dah-weasel
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Came into the last turn at @NohoCX desperately trying to find a way to win a sprint from 2nd wheel and... I did not win it.
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If you told me this guy crashed intentionally for the insurance money, I'd believe you. @NohoCX
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Hey if you haven't registered for probably the biggest cross race in New England yet, we are capped at 600 people and probably gonna hit that number at some point. Don't get caught napping, women/elites/other people used to waiting as long as they want!! bikereg.com/treehousecx
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I should have just done the cyclocross design article as a bunch of memes
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Hey twitter I made bad cyclocross courses for a long time and I am atoning for my sins by telling you how to make good cyclocross courses: medium.com/@resultsboy/how-t…
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(I wonder if the twitter algorithm will show long-form content I wrote to people when I haven't tweeted in months)
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Colin Reuter retweeted
Officer David Grush declares under oath for the first time that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.
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i opened twitter and discovered this guy said a dumb thing so then i read all the replies where people tell him he's dumb and then i remembered i could just not open twitter and never know about this dumb guy and it would be fine
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Colin Reuter retweeted
I guess it’s time to hang it up for the season cc @resultsboy
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Setting my alarm for 530 because I love @IamMikeOC's bike races
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I'm pretty sure that it's impossible to give a bike race a working title so ridiculous it does not become the real name of the event (see: Night Weasels, Gnar Weasels) So get ready for Kilowattcross at Northfield Mountain presented by @B2C2Cycling
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Breaking my rule of "don't complain about your customers" to note that emailing me literally 180 seconds before registration closes to say that you "thought you registered earlier" for a field that's been full for 2 days is peak bike racer nonsense cc @3LionsFan
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Also why do officials hate using my megaphone
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Just had a lead moto take a field on a shortcut lolz
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