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Mike

@restmanager_chi

Avg Chicago (Albany Park resident) ex-restaurant manager current bartender for a corner tavern. i spell tjings wrong. I blame chunky fingers, or your vision

 Location- Your mom's house
Joined January 2011
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There’s a secret alliance among Hawkeye fans that you must wear Hawkeye clothing when you travel out of state and always say “Go Hawks” when you pass in public.
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Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
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Never gets old 😂
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@tapemachinesNov 5
i mean. i get it.
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This ad may have given us Blue Mississippi for the first time in decades. Historic
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 13
She done lost her damn mind.
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I grew up in Lake County and live in Chicago, I've subsidized your whole life asshole.
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Saucy Rossy (@nathan_m_ross) profile pictureSaucy Rossy@nathan_m_rossNov 4
Why does the rest of Illinois have to live with whatever Chicago votes for? Tired of it
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*narrator, 6 months later* ‘He did in fact win by exactly 7 points.’
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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"my vote doesn't count"
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Shouldn’t have doubted Caleb Williams & the Bears 🥶 @getnickwright | @kevinwildes | @Chris_Broussard | @DannyParkins

Welcome to First Things First

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@NFLNov 3
"i want you to put the word out there that we back up"
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@PFFNov 3
Passer rating vs Seahawks last 5 weeks Justin Herbert 62.4 Brock Purdy 92.5 Bo Nix 71.1 Patrick Mahomes 58.3 Caleb Williams 101.0
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If you believe kids are getting sex changes at school, you’re too stupid to be voting.
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Building something special
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The most brown line ad ever
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Mannnn, look at that deal from @jewelosco for MNF and you're telling me @ChicagosMayor wants to DOUBLE the City sales tax on the beers in that gameday feast? I thought his budget was making corporations pay their fair share, not football fans? Stop the Chicago #TailgateTax!
Matt Lindner (@mattlindner) profile pictureMatt Lindner@mattlindnerNov 2
Happy $9.99 chicken and 12 pack of beer day from The Jewels to those who observe.
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Replying to @GrindSimmons94
@GrindSimmons94 is live at the podium xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/2JQlRamKl…
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Stacey King forever 👑
New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) profile pictureNew York Basketball
@NBA_NewYorkOct 29
"Can I say one thing? RIP Stacey King who we lost recently. A person I knew when I was in high school here. He supported our team…his kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today…My thoughts & prayers are with him & his family. We miss him" – Jalen Brunson in Chicago
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41 years ago today, Dusty Rhodes delivered his iconic “Hard Times” promo. This is one of those promos that will never get old. Dusty was incredible. 🐐
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Gotta be a top-two most miraculous comeback in Christian history
Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) profile picturePardon My Take
@PardonMyTakeOct 30
Christian Watson pulls back up to the game in an ambulance and runs right onto the field #Footballguy
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
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@NFLOct 26
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead. KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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