What will unequivocally NOT be at my wedding will be any song about breaking up or a rapper talking about fucking my bitch. I was at a wedding where they walked out to Dreams by Fleetwood Mac and I was like damn people do not be knowing the meaning of songs.

I had so much fun writing for the Gargoyle at UofT man. Shame I had to get sexually harassed lol.

The only thing you can be disqualified for in freestyle is not touching the wall when you turn

Kinda crazy that for all the sway it held over internet culture it just became an AI porn site

Dead wrong. She gotta have some meat on her thigh bones or it feels like eating chicken feet

I'm borderline (27), and went to a decidedly gen z (23) and millennial (34) birthday party in the same weekend. While I had more to talk about with the gen Z, it's definitely true that there's a certain social etiquette missing. The millennials actually asked my name.

This is so woke 1.0 in the worst way. Whenever someone says "cancel culture didn't exist," they're talking about mainstream celebrity cancellations, but it absolutely gutted small communities that relied on each other for support like this. Peep the conflict elevated to abuse btw

No play in my city but got multiple long distance mexicans yearning for me

Worst shit in the world is when you give someone a compliment and they take it as an insult because they don't like that part of themself

Delineating it into a clear "woke 1.0" dividing line is obviously facetious, but if you don't see the monumental way left wing politics have transformed since Gaza 2023 your head has been in the sand

The double status u-turn set has me wishing for this ngl. If you run thunder wave your mom's a hoe.

Finally! Tucson man meets woman not followed by that one guy

One way men's misogyny aura loss has affected me is that it's hard to convince people that your mother is genuinely evil and you're not just a crybaby loser. She was doing weekly weigh-ins!!!

My only contribution to Spend Dat discourse is that scamming is pretty lame no matter how much money you make from it. What happened to lionizing drug dealers, the honest hardworking criminals.

I mean she has a whole book about men... seems pretty intuitive.

Notice all the big picture discourse from queer women is in the quotes because under the video you have to scroll past the 3 top comments calling him DL to say anything

New to having a roster and they all want to come to my birthday party wtf do I do this manwhore shit is stressful