Rep for Wisconsin's Third District. Little bitch. Insurrectionist. Tavern king. Felon (off probation!). Bigot. Retired Navy Seal. Failed Businessman. Parody.
Prairie du Chien, WI
Joined August 2022
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Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
Halloween is only 10 days away! Get yours today and you too can pretend to be a Wisconsin Governor!
Early voting has started, and Election Day is right around the corner.
Now, more than ever, it’s critical for Republicans across WI-7 to unite against Democrats who will hike taxes, worsen inflation, and take orders from climate extremists who want to force mandates that will only drive up costs and make it harder for families to achieve the American Dream.
Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
After publicly fantasizing about executing the Fort Hood shooter, Derrick Van Orden seems bummed he will neither get to kill him or watch him die.
Guy with 3 or 4 motorcycles tells people struggling to pay bills not to buy a jet ski!! Talk about out of touch!!
Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
OUCH, terrible look for @MikeAlfonsoWI- he's running scared.
Then again, when you're propped up by daddy (in law) $$$, who else do you need to be accountable to?
Awful how much outside money has come into WI's great Northwoods to buy this seat. Pathetic, many are saying!
Anyone surprised that @derrickvanorden went to a bar after his debate?
Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
If you are the dumbest mother fucker on this planet…
You are…Scott Walker.
Me too!! Only 3 beers!! 🍺🍺🍺
"I had three beers, okay!"
Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would ‘fire all Republicans’.
📺 youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU
@piersmorgan
Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
sure did.
they think you're stupid.
Trump ran on tax cuts. But his economic policies have driven up taxes and costs for all but the wealthiest 1% of Americans, a think tank reports. usatoday.com/story/money/per…
Cover your drinks ladies!!
College Republicans are out in force today knocking doors for @TomTiffanyWI!
Feat. Puppies 4 Tiffany 🐶
Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
I love the desperate spin with just weeks left before the election. Remember that @derrickvanorden:
• wanted Cooke arrested
• used AI slop to fabricate Cooke's likeness and image
• can't seem to mention Cooke without resorting to childish name calling, including “The Crooked One”
• posted videos of people following and harassing Cooke
Also:
• insults people online, calling them “tubby,” “bitch,” “tarded,” “idiot,” “stupid,” “turd,” among others
• has a history of yelling at children
• challenged @jwigderson to a physical confrontation
• said he was going to "fucking punch" anyone for saying anything negative about Pete Hegseth
• fantasized about being on the Fort Hood execution firing squad
• threatened to pull federal funding from his constituents
• lied about his actions on January 6
Drunken Van Orden 🍺 retweeted
Derrick Van Orden is whiny little bitch.
@RebeccaforWI Let me check here.
We were on the same plane flying back from DC where you were setting yourself up to run against me again, your car would not start, and I took 30 min in subzero weather without a jacket to get it started, but that is not Midwest nice?
I bet that podcaster guy is pissed because you made him look like a fool.
Good job.
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And then we reminded them to get out and DRINK!
.@DerrickVanOrden was joined by @TomEmmer, @RudyYakym, @RussellFrySC, @DarinLaHoodIL, and @BostForCongress in La Crosse yesterday to remind Wisconsinites to get out and VOTE!
That poor dog!!
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field!
Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids.
As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
