remote certified @laravelphp developer (@repatllc) · from Hamburg 🇩🇪 · (motor)bike, sky / scuba dive, paragliding & podcast enthusiast · KN6DZC

Asunción, PY
Joined June 2010
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Today we disclose PHP2Shell - remotely exploitable memory corruptions in PHP WordPress pre-auth RCE: ✅ Drupal pre-auth RCE: ✅ Joomla pre-auth RCE: ✅ Remote memory disclosure of any PHP application: ✅ Read more ⬇️🧵
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they told us in math class in the early 2000s that we wouldn’t have a calculator with us always and 20 years later my friends argue whether or not my pocket phone contains a conscious machine god
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Primer día como herrero, espero que el cliente quede satisfecho 💪🏻💪🏻
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zu spät geboren, um gewalttätige Massenproteste in Frankreich mitzuerleben zu früh geboren, um gewalttätige Massenproteste in Frankreich mitzuerleben zur richtigen Zeit geboren, um gewalttätige Massenproteste in Frankreich mitzuerleben
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ngl "let there be light" sounds like a prompt
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“We used to copy and paste the code directly from the ai chatbot”
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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France just doing the "This is Fine" meme these days. 😂
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Adults are far more stupid than I had anticipated as a child
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If money wasn’t a problem, I’d probably spend my whole life studying. A master’s in philosophy, then astrophysics, physics, ancient history, psychology… Whatever makes me understand this weird existence a little better. Not for a career, not for a degree. Just because there’s so much to know and one lifetime already feels too short.
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they are inventing indoors
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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Issac Asimov: 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞...𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭-𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞...𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡. 𝐔𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬, 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲...𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞. 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬.”
People resist new technology, new ideas. As Dostoevsky opens Crime & Punishment with: "Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most." I think fear points the way toward progress. Here's an ad from 1915 (via @PessimistsArc) suggesting a horse outperforms a car.
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#BREAKING: Lab technician dies of suspected pneumonic plague in Russia after breaking test tube.
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WiFi signals become a sensing system for homes, no cameras needed. - Detect presence through walls - Measure breathing and heart rate - Works with major smart-home systems Explore it here: osp.fyi/ruview
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Always have a comma in your password, if part of a leak it will break the CSV. Follow me for more cybersecurity advice.
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The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden The remaining letters spell Denmark
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