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Renata

@ren_ata_

Craft beer and ranting. Not usually related.

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Joined October 2008
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.@SuiNeltwork4 Nov 2020
if you'd like to get run over by the monorail, we'll be running it tonight
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HI SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT BUT DUE TO ARCANE AGRICULTURAL TRADITION I WILL BE COMPLETELY ENVELOPED IN NIGHT UNTIL EARLY NEXT YEAR
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Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night pinky, clean my house like it will fill the hole from anxiety and being stuck here
Probably shouldn't be eating stuff I drop on the floor during a pandemic right?
Hey streaming services! We're all still watching. Let's just turn off that feature for the next 30 days.
Feel like now is the right time to be embarrassed by the fact I haven't had to cook in 7 years.
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Reminder for BC: Non-medical info: ☎️ 1-888-COVID19 Self-Assessment Tool: 💻 covid19.thrive.health/ Already over 250,000 people have checked their symptoms online. If you need immediate medical support, call 811.
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YOU WILL SURVIVE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE BUT ONE BUT ALSO YOU DO NOT KNOW WHEN THAT DAY IS AND WHEN IT COMES IT CAN STILL BE REAL SPOOKY LIKE YOU COULD GET PULLED IN HALF BY TWO HAWKS FLYING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS THERE ARE BASICALLY NO RULES FOR DEATH DID THIS HELP
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Rubbing my eyes after coming home, changing, and washing my hands is the new taking your bra off after work.
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Whose name are you putting in when singing hand washing Happy Birthday??
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More photos of pets with Santa please.
This Christmas party has a close up magician and it is way cooler than I want to give it credit for.
CHECK OUT THIS RECIPE I HAVE FOR LOW CARB VEGETABLE BASED BROWNIES YOU BLEND A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES INTO A SLOP AND THEN ADD YET MORE VEGETABLES I'VE CHOKED THE JOY OUT OF MY LIFE AND STAND HORRIFIED OVER ITS CRUMPLED FRAME I CAN HAVE AS MANY AS I WANT
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My entire philosophy to work is scheduling meetings on Wednesday cause I'll be prepared by Wednesday. But I'm never prepared by Wednesday.
Forever looking for my phone while it's in my hand.
Took Jesse to a selfie exhibit at the PNE. He was thrilled. 🤳 @jwitoszkin instagram.com/p/B1S5Y7XhA40/…
A Google reminder option but instead of "1 hour" or "done" it's "remind me randomly in three to four weeks" because otherwise you're just going to keep pushing 1 hour for eternity and accomplishing nothing but a sense of failure
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TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD SPEND MY EVENING READING A BOOK OR BROWSING SOCIAL MEDIA FOR TWO HOURS IN STOMACH CHURNING GUILT WHILE THINKING ABOUT HOW I SHOULD READ A BOOK
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Least favourite part of flying is the person explaining how they have a way of loading the plane better/faster
Never have I seen such betrayal in my cats' eyes as when I let in the smoke detector testing guy
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